“The skull of Wynric Lance, failed claimant to the throne of Eirea, does not make as good a wine goblet as Lord Shryke had imagined, the despot revealed Monday. “This damn thing is practically impossible to drink out of,” said Shryke at a banquet celebrating the defeat of the Army Of Light… Shryke concluded that while he might end up drinking from...
MARY ESTHER — A 15-year-old girl was arrested Feb. 4 and charged with battery and theft, according to an arrest report from the Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office.
The 15-year-old shared a bedroom with her sister for the last three years, according to the report. The sister said she had $2,000 stashed in a hiding place in their room and that the...
A Craigslist job ad posted Feb. 6 for a $25-per-hour customer relations position in San Francisco encourages men, women, and students to apply, "No Experience Required" -- as long as the applicant already has a job.
"Must be currently employed or recently employed," the ad specifies.
Three years into the recession, variations of the phrase...
