Cult O' The Stinky Carrot

The Cult O' The Stinky Carrot was founded by Yacub Israel after the Carrot And Sticknigger incident.

It was such a religious experience that he fed the carrot to Clancy as a form of communion.

The "Holy" in "holy shit"

The original carrot is now a sacred relic in the Carrot Cult and is kept hidden under a pile of queer porn books. For cult rituals, they use a fresh carrot until it turns the sacred brown, then it is eaten in communion while chanting, "holy fucking shit" with a full mouth.

Cult Initiation