Cult O' The Stinky Carrot
The Cult O' The Stinky Carrot was founded by Yacub Israel after the Carrot And Sticknigger incident.
The "Holy" in "holy shit"
The original carrot is now a sacred relic in the Carrot Cult and is kept hidden under a pile of queer porn books. For cult rituals, they use a fresh carrot until it turns the sacred brown, then it is eaten in communion while chanting, "holy fucking shit" with a full mouth.