Pretty soon the passport will be a thing of the past; to legally enter a first-world country, you will need only present your shit-caked penis to airport security to get in. And probably receive a key to the city for good luck.
1. Man-Flu is more painful than childbirth. This is an irrefutable scientific fact*.
*(Based on a survey of over 100,000 men.)
2. Man-Flu is not 'just a cold'. It is a condition so severe that the germs from a single Man-Flu sneeze could wipe out entire tribes of people living in the rainforest. And probably loads of monkeys too.
