Huge news. Military coup. Morsy's failure. Revolution. Democratic elections for the first time in 80 years that has shown incompetence by Morsy? Religion taking a huge part? What say you?
I say the people have voted outside of, and after Morsys election. They don't want him and the people are speaking out. The army is for the protesters, and anti...
The only reason that plane bound for Cuba wasn't grounded when it overflew the US territory is that the Americans KNEW for sure he wasn't on the plane.
Pretty soon the passport will be a thing of the past; to legally enter a first-world country, you will need only present your shit-caked penis to airport security to get in. And probably receive a key to the city for good luck.
1. Man-Flu is more painful than childbirth. This is an irrefutable scientific fact*.
*(Based on a survey of over 100,000 men.)
2. Man-Flu is not 'just a cold'. It is a condition so severe that the germs from a single Man-Flu sneeze could wipe out entire tribes of people living in the rainforest. And probably loads of monkeys too.
