The Beer Barrel

Some apparent highlights include

- Romney & Miss Lindsey on board, naturally.
- Criticism of the CDC and "duh science" verboten, question duh science = a hate crime.
- All cars must have a face scanner & breathalyzer, to report your state to the Gestapo.
- Tracking per mile will be implemented, pay taxes (to the State on behalf of...

US State Dept urges Americans to leave as Taliban begins to roll-

Leaked foto o' da pre-birfday cocktail party on da Eve o' da Grand Event.

Minority students at the University of Wisconsin demanded a 70-ton boulder be removed from campus because they feel it is a tangible reminder of racism in the United States.

During the 1920s, the Ku Klux Klan was active on...