Da chaotic invasion on da southern border- "immivasion"- has really hit Bluto's home!
Bluto used to, from time to time, turn on da boob-tube (often whilst surfin' da World Wide Net & havin' a few quaffs in da World Famous Beer Barrel) & watch some PiCARD on Heroes & Icons station dat was on Channel 12 KVOS up north in Bellingham, Say WA whilst...
Coal burning in ads is not enough for (((Hollyweird))) now we have a show with a White woman who gets a divorce from her White husband and then marries a nigger, just what her kids needed.
Dis be December 26th, da furst day ob de not-so-ancient African Americoon harvest festibal, so fuckin' lights dat furst candle whilst ya eats dat fried chicken, watermelon & McRibs whilst sippin' on grape drank, dem 40s & Hennessy.
Dis bein' da furst day o' da magical negro celebration ob de lights, ponder, as ya lights yer blunts wit' dat...
