Discussion in 'The Wet Thicket' started by Apocales, Apr 3, 2016.
Which one(s) would you? All or none?
Not unless they promise to cry and say no, and afterward pay me $100 for my time.
"any port in a storm" - Johnson 3:17
Ah, the funny underpants of the early 2000s. I like the 2nd and 3rd from the left.
Yeah, if I absolutely had to pick I would bed the redhead.
Damn it Paco!
The 2 on the left would both be getting it a couple times per day. The 2 in pink probably half as often. The redhead would have to settle for once or twice a week.
We used to say back in the 60s that ugly chicks like this would require a paper bag over their heads. Redhead looks like a khazar'ess. The one next to her is a greezer'ess. Far left has a serious underbite and I would be concerned for what's left of my foreskin with that one. They also used to say: "you don't fuck the face" but excuse me, if I can't get past the face, I am not interested. If I were forced to choose one, it would be the second from left because her face is pleasant. and she looks like she might be white. The rest would require double-baggin and a measure of gin pre-coitus.
All of them.
I honestly don't know what's wrong with some of you guys. The redhead is kinda fugly and the one in the middle is a bit too short to wear the weight properly, but it's really not even fair to call them fat. The one on the far left is adorable, and the one next to her isn't that far off. I would fuck them in public places and not feel the least bit of embarrassment if someone saw me doing it. The one on the far right tweezed her eyebrows down to nothing Rican-style, but it's pretty ridiculous to say any of them aren't White, even though Red's mother seems to have done some heavy drinking while she was pregnant.
And you know what's kinda funny? The couple other guys here who admit that they would bang these girls just happen to be the same guys I believe have actually been near real women more than a couple times in their lives. Whitey gets a pass for getting up there in years, but the rest... are you guys living exclusively off of soy products or something?
#2 could be smokin' with just a few months at the gym. I don't think that they're "Fat!!" - just a little out of shape is all, maybe we could credit the so-called "Freshman 15" to a few. No one here should cry "Fat!!" unless they themselves are rocking washboard abs, which I strongly doubt in most cases.
Then again, girls have cooties, and some of these girls with cooties ate a few too many cheeseburgers. But just remember that you can't get any good bewbage without at least a few cheeseburgers.
The problem with beauty standards that are too unrealistic and/or exacting is that this results in perfectly normal looking White women getting phased out of the White man's dating pool, and this lack of attention can inadvertently result in them falling prey to the advances of Negroes, who aren't afraid of chicks with a couple extra pounds.
Also, a lot of men these days spend too much time watching porn, and then they can't get it up for normal looking gals any longer. This is why Johnson's approach to sticking with amateur porn is actually healthier in the long run. Just my .02.
Anyway, while I would nail #2 or #4 fire-crotch, my excuse for general avoidance here is that I'm a pretty thin guy myself and just won't nail a chunk-ball because, for fuck's sakes, with enough height she could come close to out-weighing me. Last chick I fucked around with was about 5'8-9, quite thin, thin legs, had a nice rack o' bewbz and weighed in at around 135 or so. That means that some of these dames, unless they're very short, will probably be pushing 155-160+. That's cutting it a bit close for me. I don't take sexual pleasure in getting squashed, and I don't want to be possibly looked at as one of those twink nerds for a fat bitch ball-and-chain. Those couples are disgusting, but usually said women in said couples are really fuckin' fat, like Rosie or Roseanne fat, and these chicks are just a little chunky.
#1 and #3 are total fuck no's for me though, sorry. Someone lower on the pyramid can play with those hungry hungry hippos.
If Bluto really, really needed company, prob'bly all o' dem. Some would require extra drinks though, especially lantern-jaw on da far left & fatso in da middle. Second dates? No chance.
I heard fat dames give great blowjobs. It would make sense.
Size isn't a deal breaker for me, as long as they're not tipping the 200lb mark and draft in a 5'0. These broads could use to lose a few pounds, or at least cut out the Carbs. Sometimes busty/chubby broads make for great sex. They're hungry and willing to please, so it's nice to be the one getting fucked, as opposed to doing the fucking, once and awhile.
Defo would not let them play the 3rd in threesome tho. They don't deserve that type of power.
At my age they all look pretty good.