Where's Johnson?

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Where's Johnson?

AWOL 8 vote(s) 32.0%
got a job 5 vote(s) 20.0%
got a life 4 vote(s) 16.0%
got pussy-whipped 9 vote(s) 36.0%
niggers got 'im 5 vote(s) 20.0%
jews 8 vote(s) 32.0%
his internut services revoked in prison, Mister Bluto 5 vote(s) 20.0%
Public library closed due to lack o' funds 6 vote(s) 24.0%
shit 5 vote(s) 20.0%
Johnson 15 vote(s) 60.0%
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  1. killabir Social Drinker

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    And.......... killabir's gone
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    He's at the Zuckerberg compound
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    Summertime honeymoon phase.
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    Have you seen the news? A lot of tornado's lately in Oklahoma; Johnson didn't even make it through his first month. A tornado came and swept away his single-wide with him in it.
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    This cat was recovered from the wreckage that was in the path of the tornado. He keeps repeating the same cryptic message over and over:

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  8. Apocales 4:35a.m. just one more episode..

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    I heard rumors that @Breck threw a spear through Johnson's Prius as he was attempting to cross into Oklahoma. Breck has an internal compass and tracking system and was tired of Johnson's shit for the last decade. RIP @Johnson
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    No way Breck is going to venture into Oklahoma, they may make him stay. [IMG]
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    This is where Breck starts speaking Spanish and talks about the greatness of Guatemala!
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    Rumor in da Great Nort'west has it dat Johnson made a side-trip to Granby, MO only to be moved to remain in order to study under da feets o' Master Lindstedt @ da Dual-Seed Christian Identity Seminary located in da shed in Marty's backyard.

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    This man knows [IMG][IMG]
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    [IMG]

    1. Yesterday at 2:06 PM - [IMG] Johnson:
      southern indiana
    2. Yesterday at 2:06 PM - [IMG] Johnson:
      i'm in da 812

    3. Yesterday at 2:05 PM - [IMG] Bluto:
      fuck, yer in fuckin' Oklahoma?
    4. Yesterday at 2:05 PM - [IMG] Johnson:
      shit-

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