Discussion in 'The Alley' started by Bluto, Dec 26, 2012.
Was Johnson the driver?
As @Manimal noted in his recent status update, @Johnson was awarded a Nobel prize for his discovery of the Huggs Boson. Therefore, I suppose he can't be bothered with all us little people anymore.
I miss Johnson. He will return though - I have known him for over a decade, and he has taken extended hiatuses before. He might be on one of his little field trips where he visits kin in rural middle America.
Yeah, I've seen him disappear for up to a year, he'll be back like it never happened.
What city does he live in again? I think we have Facebook pals in common - I can check there.
Edit - never mind, that's a silly idea.
Oddly enough, just about every post has some truth in it.
Mail-order wife got her green card and vanished, eh? That first three weeks is heaven during which your knob is the trailer hitch that she's busily trying to remove the chrome from, then that letter from the USCIS shows up in the mail and it's all over.
Time to order another one.
Take it from Bluto, runts- dames is fickle.
Mystery solved: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2356705/Fried-chicken-takeaway-called-Hitler-opens-Thailand-comes-complete-logo-Nazi-leader-bow-tie.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
i think i recall him saying he was going on a trip somewhere but i cant remember where
Men don't even listen to men.
Johnson's route changed a couple of times.
He'll come back with a natural tan and rejuvenated.
Wonder if he brought Roy and his dog?
Does Johnson have a smartphone, like Fitz?
Probably a bit of truth to all the above poll options.
Yep, so don't take it personal ladies, there're just more words to ignore.
Where's Tricky & Rust? Shit-
If you're going to try, go all the way. Otherwise, don't even start. This could mean losing girlfriends, wives, relatives and maybe even your mind. It could mean not eating for three or four days. It could mean freezing on a park bench. It could mean jail. It could mean derision. It could mean mockery--isolation. Isolation is the gift. All the others are a test of your endurance, of how much you really want to do it. And, you'll do it, despite rejection and the worst odds. And it will be better than anything else you can imagine. If you're going to try, go all the way. There is no other feeling like that. You will be alone with the gods, and the nights will flame with fire. You will ride life straight to perfect laughter. It's the only good fight there is.
Johnson mode off.
Bump- Oklahoma or bust!
At least he alerted his internet family where he was going this time. I hope he doesn't get some injun reservation dial-up connection, cause I will never hear the end of it.