Where's Johnson?

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Where's Johnson?

AWOL 6 vote(s) 28.6%
got a job 3 vote(s) 14.3%
got a life 3 vote(s) 14.3%
got pussy-whipped 8 vote(s) 38.1%
niggers got 'im 4 vote(s) 19.0%
jews 6 vote(s) 28.6%
his internut services revoked in prison, Mister Bluto 4 vote(s) 19.0%
Public library closed due to lack o' funds 5 vote(s) 23.8%
shit 3 vote(s) 14.3%
Johnson 12 vote(s) 57.1%
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  1. Bluto Drunken lout

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    All is quiet on da Johnson front. Why?

    voat :vampire:
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  3. Apocales 4:35a.m. just one more episode..

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    Poisoning Breck's Well.
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    been wondering this myself lately.

    Apoc, please at least confirm that the guy isn't dead.
  5. Apocales 4:35a.m. just one more episode..

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    I have phoned Todd Singleton and left him a voicemail. Let's see if he pops back up!
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    Was he one of the shooters?
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    He may be relocating? Only thing I can think of.
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    I have him chained up and locked in my closet.
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    Johnson is dead.
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    Listen, if you've managed to remain upright after a thousand-and-one nights of sticking anything that won't fit into a syringe into a gravity bong, I'm sure the J-man is equally among the living - he's likely ducked into some alcove to get out of the rain temporarily. Only problem is it rains every day where he lives...
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    Johnson will return eventually, rest assured -- and when he comes back, he'll wash all this scum off the streets.
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    23-year-old yo-yo champion shot and killed Christmas night
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    by Crystal Cruz
    Bio | Email | Follow: @CrystalCruz3TV
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    Posted on December 27, 2012 at 4:44 PM
    Updated Thursday, Dec 27 at 7:20 PM



    PHOENIX -- Phoenix Police officers are investigating the death of 23-year-old Nathan Dewitt.

    Dewitt's friends from back home in Washington are stunned by the yo-yo champion's tragic death.

    A YouTube video posted in June shows Dewitt doing skilled tricks for several minutes in Long Beach.

    High school friend David Millenaar spoke to 3TV over the phone.

    "He did everything to go out of his way to make you smile and laugh, bring you up, cheer you up. He would have done anything for his friends," said Millenaar.

    On Christmas night, Dewitt’s SUV crashed into a tree near 28th street and Union Hills in Phoenix.

    The blue 1997 Ford Explorer rolled and witnesses told Phoenix Police officers Dewitt crawled out of the car and said he'd been shot.

    "We had a witness in the area who observed this particular collision and went to assist this driver when the driver indicated he had just been shot," said said Steve Martos with the Phoenix Police Department.
    "At this point we really don't know much what occurred prior to this collision or where or how this person was shot, possibly at a party. We just don't know," added Martos.

    Dewitt died at a local hospital.

    Police aren't saying where he was shot.

    Investigators said Dewitt lived near the scene of the accident.

    3TV stopped by Dewitt's home on Thursday, but no one answered the door.

    Friends are leaving goodbye notes on Dewitt’s Facebook page.

    One message said, "Nathan buddy...you will always be remembered and may your memory live on inside each and every family member and friend."

    The shooter hasn’t been caught.

    Call police if you have any information about the accident or shooting.
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    Asian flu

    The category 2 Asian flu pandemic outbreak of influenza A virus originated in China in early 1956, and lasted until 1958. Some authors believe it originated from a mutation in wild ducks combining with a pre-existing human strain.[6] Other authors are less certain.[7] The virus was first identified in Guizhou.[8] It spread to Singapore in February 1957,[9] reached Hong Kong by April, and the US by June. The death toll in the US was about 69,800.[6] Estimates of worldwide deaths caused by this pandemic varies widely depending on source, ranging from one to four million, with WHO settling on "about two million".
    Asian flu was of the H2N2 subtype (a notation that refers to the configuration of the hemagglutinin and neuraminidase proteins in the virus) of type A influenza, and an influenza vaccine was developed in 1957 to contain its outbreak.
    The Asian flu strain later evolved via antigenic shift into H3N2, which caused a milder pandemic from 1968 to 1969.[10]
    Both the H2N2 and H3N2 pandemic strains contained avian influenza virus RNA segments. "While the pandemic human influenza viruses of 1957 (H2N2) and 1968 (H3N2) clearly arose through reassortment between human and avian viruses, the influenza virus causing the 'Spanish flu' in 1918 appears to be entirely derived from an avian source (Belshe 2005)."[11]
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    I think rust has him under her desk and is guarding the secret.
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    Johnson'll be all around in the dark - He'll be ever'where—wherever you look. Wherever they's a fight so hungry people can eat, He'll be there, swipin' food. Wherever they's a cop beatin' up a guy an' takin' his guns, He'll be there with his cell phone cam'ra uploadin'... He'll be in the way guys poast when they're mad an'—He'll be in the way gb's laugh when they troll an' dey know dey mom's got supper ready for 'em in de bas'ment iff'n dey bin good toda'. An' when our folk eat the stuff they raise an' live in the houses they build—why, He'll be there foreclosin' on 'em an' shit, likely on the telly phone at dinna time....
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