What does appy dream about?

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men 9 vote(s) 69.2%
being normal 3 vote(s) 23.1%
sucking on a government tit with a liquor glands 9 vote(s) 69.2%
not being a total failure 5 vote(s) 38.5%
other (specify) 7 vote(s) 53.8%
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    Oh fuck. Barney Frank farts on the Rachel Man-Dow Show. This is one of the biblical signs of impending apocalypse and eternal doom.

    "And therefore it shall come to pass that a homo will farteth on a lesbo pseudo-news program. And verily thereafter the mighty hand of the Lord shall smiteth the earth into total oblivion."
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    Touching small clowns.
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    "What's this?--'good' that little ones haven't tasted one of the delights of life on earth? Well, anyway, it's legitimate food, a legume. I like to eat them fm their shells; it fills me up as I'm waiting for the bus--which buses will soon stop running here in USA when US Dollar finally collapses--which is gonna happen, soon, soon, soon....peanuts...."

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    Why, that's easy mr. Jewnstench. apSter dreams of bashing in the skulls of kikes and mattoidal buffoons but most of all he dreams of

    :chimpin: on the :computer: and at the end of a long day at the office he likes to kick back and enjoy a :bonghit:
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    • a warm blanket
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    Appy told me in a pm that he had a dream about climbing up an old fashioned water tower to try and take a shit, only to discover that it was full of sweet wine. He leaned in to take a drink and lost his balance. He woke up from drowning to find himself kicking and thrashing in a puddle of his own urine that had collected on his garbage bag mattress.
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    He dreams of a never ending supply of Listerine and Rustoleum.
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    U idiots are all people--I mean, u people are all idiots, morons, and fools.
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    appy = dipshit
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