Just watch this YouTube, read the Chronicles of Narnia, pay particular attention to the character 'Eustace' and we'll go from there. Some fool set my privs so I can't post to the Praetorium, so I'm posting this here. Whatever. Chin up, lad. Yer Christian now.
Of course you don't like it, Clancy. No one does, and I don't blame you. NP. Now stop being a dragon and kneel to Aslan. You and I know Reepicheep can take you... any time he likes. And for God's sake, learn how to swim. It will come in handy some day. Trust me.
I don't know, teaching manliness to Clancy seems about as hopeless as teaching manners to whiggers. Oh well, I guess some people aren't happy unless they have a real challenge.