Trial o' Fitz- a girly-man?

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Fitz- a girly-man?

Yes. 9 vote(s) 47.4%
Yes, yes & yes. 9 vote(s) 47.4%
shit- 7 vote(s) 36.8%
An "appreciation" for dames' feets don't makes one effeminate, Mister Bluto, sir. 3 vote(s) 15.8%
shit- 4 vote(s) 21.1%
He be a Canadian, runts. 9 vote(s) 47.4%
Bad parentin' & shit, Mister Bluto, sir, bad parentin' & shit- 7 vote(s) 36.8%
Johnson 6 vote(s) 31.6%
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  1. Johnson джонсон

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    A moment ago - fuz al-nufi: totally rejuvenates skin and make sur hair look shiny an healthy and great
    A moment ago - fuz al-nufi: let it soak in for like ten minutes then hop in shower
    A moment ago - fuz al-nufi: rub it all over ur body and hair at least once a week
    A moment ago - fuz al-nufi: coconut [oil] is fuckign amazing for ur skin and hair too
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    Guilty, guilty, guilty.
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    he actually uses coconut oil for.... nevermind
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    Idk...speaking as a woman, Fitz has some interesting hygiene concepts. :agree:
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    rubbing coconut oil on one's body is a eccentricity. what does it do? clean hair folicles?
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    28 Uses Of Coconut Oil For Personal Hygiene
    Read more at http://livelovefruit.com/28-uses-of-coconut-oil-for-personal-hygiene/#EKrAlv7PX72TZA1g.99
    It’s time to throw out your chemical-laden personal care products and replace them with coconut oil! There are over and above 28 uses of coconut oil for personal hygiene, and another 150 uses of coconut oil for other purposes.


    Coconut oil offers a myriad of health benefits too. It is an anti-inflammatory and powerful antioxidant, improves nutrient absorption, and acts as an anti-viral, anti-bacterial, anti-fungal and anti-microbial agent.
    Coconut oil is also readily available at any grocery or health food store. I personally love to use Skinny Coconut Oil, because they are the only producer in the world adhering to true raw standards, and lets face it, their products smell, taste and feel better than any coconut oil product I have used in the past.
    What is your favourite way to use coconut oil? Leave a comment below!
    Here are 28 uses of coconut oil for all of your personal hygienic needs:

    1. Cuticle Cream: Pushing your cuticles back with coconut oil is quite simple – just rub a dab of coconut oil on your cuticles to soften, and then push them back – a little oil goes a long way!
    2. After Shave: Helps relieve razor burn. Put it on immediately after shaving to help nourish the hair follicle and heal any irritated skin bits.
    3. Pore Minimizer: If you haven’t used coconut oil for your pores yet, then you should probably consider! Coconut oil tightens up your pores, giving you softer, smoother skin. This also ensures no dirt or bacteria enters your pores, helping to prevent acne.
    4. Dandruff: Coconut oil reduces itchiness and flaking of the scalp, thanks to its incredible moisturizing properties. It also helps control oil secretion from the scalp, one major cause of dandruff production in humans and animals alike. Massage coconut oil into your scalp, and leave it in overnight. Rinse out in the morning, and shampoo with some raw vegan hair care products to avoid any harsh chemical irritants that make dandruff even worse.
    5. Stretch Mark Cream: Incredibly healing, coconut oil is a great way for nourishing stretched, damaged skin. Apply 3-4 times a day, every day, to help minimize the appearance of your stretch marks.
    6. Hair Gel: Want to style your hair with coconut oil? Simply use it in replacement of your regular hair gels, and style as you would normally.
    7. Hair Conditioner/ Deep Treatment: I personally love using coconut oil to deep condition my hair. The results are quite incredible. My hair gets so silky soft and shiny! Coconut oil is rich in fatty acids and nourishes the scalp and hair follicles. Massage 2 tsp. coconut oil (you can melt beforehand if you want by placing it in a bowl, within a bowl of warm water) into your hair, and leave it in for 1 hour or overnight. Rinse out the next day with an all-natural shampoo, and condition with apple cider vinegar. This will reveal glossy, conditioned, beautiful hair.
    8. Eyelash Conditioner: I didn’t even know people conditioned their eyelashes, but it makes sense. I mean, our eyelashes are made of hair after all. Rub a tiny amount of coconut oil between your fingers and apply to your lashes before bed. Apply the oil only to the tips of your lashes.
    9. Tattoo Healing: Using coconut oil on tattoos will help the pigment from fading. When used on new tattoos, coconut oil will hasten healing time and reduce any chance of infection.
    10. Deodorant: Replacing your conventional deodorant (which likely contains aluminum) with coconut oil is one of the best things you can do, especially to help prevent cancer. Coconut oil is a natural anti-fungal and anti-bacterial, and kills yeast, fungi, and bacteria. Rub some coconut oil in your armpits every day, and enjoy going au natural.
    11. Hand Cleaner: Coconut oil makes a great hand cleaner because it is anti-bacterial. Massage the coconut oil on your hands for 30 seconds, and then wipe with a warm damp washcloth, finishing with a dry washcloth. Your hands will absorb the rest of the oil. This method works wonders for dry, cracked hands in winter!
    12. Massage Oil: One of the best uses – massage oil. Coconut oil smells great, and works as a great massage tool! Not to mention, it will help relieve achy muscles too, thanks to its anti-inflammatory effects.
    13. Varicose Veins: Tired of varicose veins? Coconut oil is a great all-natural treatment for varicose veins. Massage coconut oil into the area 3-6 times a day, until you get the results you desire.
    14. Exfoliator: Exfoliate with coconut oil by rubbing the oil on your skin and then using a washcloth or scrubby hand mitten to brush off dead skin cells while removing dirt and hydrating the skin. Coconut oil is highly anti-bacterial and anti-microbial, and contains lauric acid, which lifts dirt from the skin.
    15. Wrinkle Prevention: Coconut oil strengthens and tightens the skin and connective tissues, making you look youthful and refreshed. Using coconut oil as a facial moisturizer at night will help prevent and minimize the look of wrinkles. To maximize your results, try incorporating a good wrinkle cream too.
    16. Chapstick: Hydrate and moisturize your lips with coconut! Coconut oil also has a natural SPF, which protects our lips from the sun and prevents peeling lips.
    17. Nail Strengthener: Rubbing your nails with coconut oil can help strengthen and protect the laminated layers of keratin, which help shield your fingernails from the outside world.
    18. Vaseline Substitute: If you haven’t already, replace your petroleum-based vaseline with coconut oil. It is safer, more natural, and is about 5000 times better for you. You can read all about the dangers of vaseline here.
    19. Eye Cream: Hydrate gentle skin around the eyes by dabbing a little bit of coconut oil around your eyes before bed. This will make your eyes look and feel better in the morning.
    20. Body Scrub: I love using coconut oil mixed with sea salt or sugar to create an all-natural body scrub for the face and body. Mixing 3 tablespoons of coconut oil with 2 tablespoons of sugar (gentler) or salt is a recipe I often use.
    21. Insect Repellent: Make your homemade insect repellent with coconut oil to help make it last longer. For all intents and purposes, please stay away from DEET-containing insect repellents. They are not only bad for you, but they are bad for the environment too.
    22. Toothpaste: An easy, simple mix of coconut oil and baking soda creates an all-natural, easy-to-use toothpaste that is 100% fluoride-free!
    23. Burns: Apply to burn site, and continue applying until healed. This will hasten healing process and reduce chances of permanent scarring.
    24. Makeup Remover: Coconut oil is a great way to remove makeup, and I can attest to that fact! Simply place some coconut oil on a cotton pad and rub away your makeup before washing your face with a natural-based soap product.
    25. Prevent Split Ends: I used to have really dry split ends (mainly due to my rigorous hot yoga schedule, which destroyed my hair because I wasn’t protecting it from the heat). I fixed this by first cutting off a majority of my hair, and then using coconut oil in the tips of my hair before each hot yoga session. This has considerably improved the amount of split ends in my hair.
    26. Lubricant: Coconut oil is a great lubricant – it is all-natural and feels great. Use it in bed, but don’t use it with a condom, as it may break down the plastics.
    27. Sunscreen: Coconut oil has a natural SPF, and doesn’t allow your skin to burn. I use coconut oil all the time in summer, and have yet to receive a burn. Slather on your skin 20 minutes before going outside to allow it to absorb.
    28. Bruises: Helps quicken healing time when applied directly to bruise area – reduces swelling and redness.

    Read more at http://livelovefruit.com/28-uses-of-coconut-oil-for-personal-hygiene/#EKrAlv7PX72TZA1g.99
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    Fitz's counterpart lives in Spain, they should date.
    I already forgot what Fitz called his monthly living allowance, something about a box?
    I remember searching for the definition.

    ‘Lazy’ Woman, 23, Sues Parents Who Refused to Support her Financially

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    A 23-year-old woman from Spain sued her parents after they refused to continue to support her financially.
    The woman, who has not been identified, lost her case after a judge ruled she was “too lazy to earn a living”.
    In a ruling made public this week by the provincial court of Cantabria in the town of Castro Urdiales, in the north of the country, the woman was told she had wasted the opportunities available to her and was not owed anything by her parents.
    The ruling recorded that parents are only obliged to provide food and shelter to their children until they are financially independent “unless that need is of the own child’s making”, reported Noticias de Navarra.
    The woman took the legal action after her parents put pressure on her to take control of her own life, which she considered unfair. But the judge concluded that she had no money “through her own conduct” because she didn’t finish her school education or get any qualifications subsequently.
    The judge added that “despite relatives paying for her to attend courses in computer and office skills, she either failed to enrol or dropped out”.
    During the trial it emerged that the woman had, in fact, secured work in her home town of Castro Urdiales, as well as in the south of Spain and even in London, but had always quit.
    “She either claimed it was too much work, too many hours, not enough money” said the ruling before concluding that “the appellant’s own behavior after reaching the age of maturity – behavior legally qualifiable as laziness and lacking productive use of time and opportunities – that has left said appellant in her current situation.”
    Spain’s fragile economy means it has one of the highest unemployment rates among the young in Europe. This, in turn, means that it has become normal for people to continue living with their parents well into adulthood.
    Official statistics show the average age at which Spaniards fly the nest is now 29. It is not clear whether the woman who sued her parents still lives with them.
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    @fuz al-nufi I don't know nor care about your sexual orientation, I just wanted to apologize for calling you gay.
    Sincerely.
    I would've pm'd or written on your wall, but you haven't been pleasant in the past. :lol:
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    ^^^^thats some strait up bullshit that was a fitting thread for the cesspool. i do not suport bro-jobs.
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