Trial o' Fitz- a girly-man?

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Fitz- a girly-man?

Yes. 8 vote(s) 50.0%
Yes, yes & yes. 8 vote(s) 50.0%
shit- 6 vote(s) 37.5%
An "appreciation" for dames' feets don't makes one effeminate, Mister Bluto, sir. 3 vote(s) 18.8%
shit- 4 vote(s) 25.0%
He be a Canadian, runts. 8 vote(s) 50.0%
Bad parentin' & shit, Mister Bluto, sir, bad parentin' & shit- 7 vote(s) 43.8%
Johnson 6 vote(s) 37.5%
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  1. Johnson tea. earl grey. hot.

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    A moment ago - Fitz: drinking my wine smothie and mineral water
    A moment ago - Fitz: i feel like im on some kidn of summer holiday
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    So I wasted $500 having those shackles welded to the bed of my truck? What about ether?
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    Mother's day back massage.
    $500 hooker toe suck.

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    @fuz al-nufi you need a pet.
    No, not one in the woods tied up in a cabin.
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    Nothing that going to church, stayin' positive and midnight basketball couldn't cure.
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    I don't get the toe thing. It's not even close to any reproductive organs. And unless she's just taken a monster crap, some hooker's back door is probably way cleaner than feet -likely with long painted toenails- that have been sweating in high heels before she takes the shoes off and walks barefoot on a floor that almost certainly sees a fair amount of spilled semen, beer and sometimes vomit. And yeah; a stripper becomes a hooker when she charges you money to lick her asshole.

    The hooker thing... yeah, I just don't think I could ever do it. Banging a whore doesn't net you any real bad karma or make you less of a man. Realistically, plenty of them haven't even fucked as many different guys as some of the "free" snatch you've had. But knowing that there's probably still the remains of a couple other loads in there... ugh. I don't get how guys can share women in any situation.

    I remember one time in high school going to a disgusting little titty bar in niggertown. This whore is doing her rounds collecting tips and guys of all different races and shapes are taking turns sucking on a nipple that just came out of the last guy's mouth. I left pretty quickly and one of my buddies who stayed told me that the other buddy ate a Portuguese stripper's pussy right after some nigger buck had finished fucking her against the bar. His rationale was that the nigger used a condom, so it didn't really matter.
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    1. Yesterday at 10:03 PM - [IMG] Fatale:
      only one way to prove it, Fitz
    2. Yesterday at 9:30 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      i am a natural beautiful blonde
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    What did he do now? :lol:
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    :frown: No pics.
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  18. Apocales 4:35a.m. just one more episode..

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    [IMG]

    Fitz asked to borrow my car the other day and he does this!
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