Trial o' Fitz- a girly-man?

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Fitz- a girly-man?

Yes. 8 vote(s) 50.0%
Yes, yes & yes. 8 vote(s) 50.0%
shit- 6 vote(s) 37.5%
An "appreciation" for dames' feets don't makes one effeminate, Mister Bluto, sir. 3 vote(s) 18.8%
shit- 4 vote(s) 25.0%
He be a Canadian, runts. 8 vote(s) 50.0%
Bad parentin' & shit, Mister Bluto, sir, bad parentin' & shit- 7 vote(s) 43.8%
Johnson 6 vote(s) 37.5%
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    I've had that. I used band-aids over my nips. Worked wonders. Yeah brah, Clap is horrible. Crabs can get annoying, specially in yer eyebrows.
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    Bluto has a doc pal who tol' a story o' a young business dame dat showed up wit red eyes. Examinin' her eyes da doc descovered...shit- crabs (!) in her eyelashes. He had to remove dem wit a pair o' fuckin' tweezers. Da dame was sure sore as hell towards someone-
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    :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:

    I need another shower after reading all that.

    :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:
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    A moment ago - Fitz:
    my mother wanted me to go get a pedicure with her one day
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    A moment ago - Fitz:
    my feet aren't that bad - i scrub the dead skin of with a pumice stone
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    shit-
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    When JZ's feets gets a little to rough, I just give them the James Byrd treatment where I sit on the tailgate of my pickup truck and have the wife drive down the road as I drag my heels across the asphalt.
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    For the life of me, I can't figure out why anyone would care about 'dead' skin on their feet. Who the fuck is even gonna notice. Besides, its supposed to be there to protect you. I used to hike barefoot all the time until one day last September when my toe bumped something soft and warm, and I looked down to see a huge greenish timber rattler.
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    ur feet just feel way better when u scrub them.
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    Fitz man, you gotta either start taking care of your body, liver included, or else you gotta just say, 'fuck it' and let yourself go completely.

    I'm much happier having given up booze, weed and dope pills so that I have time and money for steroids and amphetamines.
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    For women, its about aesthetics. People think its strange for a woman to have feet that look like this: [IMG]
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    i eat healthily and i spend hundreds of dollars on various herbs and nutritional supplements - i flex in the mirror and u'd swear i still goto the gym.
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    The hell you say! I'm a crater kinda guy myself. Looks tasty to me. Got late nite munchies? Just nibble around the edges. You get the snack and she gets an intimate pedicure. Yeah this shit is definitely hot.
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    Eating healthy is good, quit wasting your good money on herbs and "nutritional supplements".
    The only one I will vouch for is Vitamin D if you become Vitamin D deficient due to lack of sun. :frown:
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    herbs give me power.
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    Why brand do you use and what do you take?
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    there's too many to list.
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    Ugh. That looks like my mother's feet.
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    Then get her a pedicure of her birthday or mother's day.

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