Trial o' Fitz- a girly-man?

Discussion in 'The Alley' started by Bluto, Jan 5, 2015.

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Fitz- a girly-man?

Yes. 8 vote(s) 47.1%
Yes, yes & yes. 8 vote(s) 47.1%
shit- 6 vote(s) 35.3%
An "appreciation" for dames' feets don't makes one effeminate, Mister Bluto, sir. 3 vote(s) 17.6%
shit- 4 vote(s) 23.5%
He be a Canadian, runts. 9 vote(s) 52.9%
Bad parentin' & shit, Mister Bluto, sir, bad parentin' & shit- 7 vote(s) 41.2%
Johnson 6 vote(s) 35.3%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Bluto Drunken lout

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    shit-

    A Good White Man sez another Good White Man is a girly-man.

    Beer Barrel Law demands a trial.

    Fitz- effeminate or merely misunderstood?

    voat :vampire:
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  2. Bluto Drunken lout

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    shit-
    1. Today at 5:12 AM - [IMG] Fitz:
      using a good facial mask really makes u look fresh, rub cucumber slices around ur eyes
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    Fitz gotz a mangina. He need ta douche dat mangina!
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    maybe he'd like a string o' pearls wit dat facial?
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    abuse of hair dye tends to make a man a bit girly
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    Fitz in a past life: [IMG]
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    This is unwarranted bashing of a good white man, whom happens to enjoy a woman's tender feet and toes.
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    Fitz is interesting, witty, and entertaining, I'm going with "he's Canadian". lol


    http://thebeerbarrel.net/threads/memorable-shoutbox-quotes.179/page-89
    1. Today at 5:42 AM - [IMG] Blitzed:
      it's generally not good to look high unless the people you're looking at don't care if you are
    2. Today at 5:13 AM - [IMG] Fitz:
      bam - u look sober or at least not nearly as fucked up as u actually are
    3. Today at 5:12 AM - [IMG] Fitz:
      using a good facial mask really makes u look fresh, rub cucumber slices around ur eyes
    4. Today at 5:10 AM - [IMG] Fitz:
      being freshly showered and well kempt helps too
    5. Today at 4:56 AM - [IMG] Johnson:
      they get high, put some drops in their eyes, look in the mirror and say whoa bro i totally don't look high- well, ya do, fuckos
    6. Today at 4:55 AM - [IMG] Johnson:
      this is what stoner retards always think
    7. Today at 4:17 AM - [IMG] Fitz:
      visine does wonders for reducing the look of intoxication.
    8. Today at 4:16 AM - [IMG] Fitz:
      should probably buy some visine
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    Speaking of girly-men, I have a bad feeling the Gyno Fairy paid me a visit while I was sleeping the past couple nights. I'm praying that its just some chafing from running and maybe a little sunburn.
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    Huh?
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    My fucking nipples are sore. Could well be from cold, dry air and my shirt rubbing on them when I run, but my rampant chemical abuse has me worried that its the beginning of gynecomastia, aka 'bitch tits'.

    Lmfao @ Vis' comment. The scare about THAT one was last week.
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    gyno-fairy :lol: bitchtits :lol: :lol:
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    I voted for Johnson wpww

    Many, including me, have made fun of Fitz's girly ways, but when the older among us, including me, are fucking old geezers (God willing) with leathery necks, we will be admiring the Fitzmonster slaying da wimmens. Hail Fitz, White Pride World Wide. /

    Fitz's best attribute is you always know what you're getting, like many here, but especially him.
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    Mr. Prac said: ↑

    [Today 07:28 PM] Germanic Ensemble: Do you have the odd chemical peel?
    [Today 07:28 PM] Germanic Ensemble: Bright skin.
    [Today 07:29 PM] Skirnir: it's just oily I guess
    [Today 07:29 PM] Germanic Ensemble: It's cool, I moisturize as well.
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    As a vain, shallow narcissist I can understand the need for skin care. Sort of. But a fucking chemical peel? Is that even something they can legally do at a beauty salon, or do you have to order a do-it-yourself kit from an internet vendor in Panama?

    Fun fact: chronic alcohol intake damages the capillaries in the skin of your face. It causes sagging skin and wrinkles. The 'ruddy' complexion the Irish tend to have isn't usually a natural trait. Its from all the tiny blood vessels that malfunction.

    Growth Hormone is where its at, y'all. Most of you can't, or at least shouldn't, pay for the real thing, but GHRP-2 and 6 will get the same results for much less money. The anti-aging dosage is much less than what bodybuilders take.
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    i made that comment nearly a decade ago - and i was joking(tho' i do actually moisturize). i however am not joking about the facial mask really reducing the look of a hangover.
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    Use band aids to cover your chaffed nipples while exercising.

    Mandalore and VIs: TMI in the VD department.
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    In the matter of TBBGWM vs. Fitz, the charge bein' that the defendant is a girly-man, this court has found him guilty on all counts. However, due to bein' a Canadian with a less than typical mom-centric upbringing, both of which no doubt contributed to his bein' a girly-man, the sentence of death is commuted to 50 lashes followin' a public apology.

    TBBGWM court is adjourned.
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    my mother says i have the rugged handsomeness of a young robert redford.
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    GUiLTY o' all charges. Sentence- DEATH

    shit- Johnson already called it.
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