Things That Are "Racist" (According To Blacks)

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    #1. Computers. Computers Are Racist!

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    #2. Medical Malpractice. Medical Malpractice resulting in a punctured lung is Racist!
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    #3. The Rodgers & Hammerstein musical Oklahoma! is Racist!
    http://www.q13fox.com/news/kcpq-oklahoma-play-charged-as-being-racist-20120217,0,7804607.story
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    #4. Planking. Planking is Racist!
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...frican-Americans-Planking-accused-racist.html
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    I seriously do not get the point of planking. While it seems sort of spergish, goofy and pointless to me, it isn't waycist.

    Even the act of breathing is waycist these days - if you're White.
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    #5. Bass Pro Shop. Bass Pro Shop is RACIST!
    http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/09/22/us-race-bassproshops-idUSTRE78L4K820110922
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    #6. The Texas Lottery. It's RACIST!
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/the-texas-lottery-is-racist-according-to-the-naacp/
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    #7. Investigating Fast And Furious is...is...is...is..is RACIST!
    http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2897130/posts
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    #8. Calling Obama "cool" , is, you guessd it, RACIST!
    http://hotair.com/greenroom/archive...us-spokesperson-calling-obama-cool-is-racist/
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    #9. The Tea Party. Nigger superstar morgan freeman claims that it is RACIST!
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/23/morgan-freeman-tea-party-racist_n_978123.html

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    #10. Mitt Romney. None other than washed-up, has been, no longer socially relevant rap nigger Luther Campbell claims that he is RACIST!

    http://www.miaminewtimes.com/2012-01-12/news/mitt-romney-is-racist/
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    #13. Criticizing Eric Holder. That shit is totally RACIST!
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/al-sharpton-criticism-of-eric-holder-is-racist/
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    #14. Eurovision Song Contest is RACIST!

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/...est-is-racist-claims-Andrew-Lloyd-Webber.html
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    #15. Prostate CANCER is RACIST!!!!
    http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/UnNews:Cancer_is_racist
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  17. il ragno ...and may da best man submerge victorious!

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    You left out the most obvious one; the one that makes crying race-iss so much fun in the first place.

    Denying you race-iss afta you been accuse the mos' race-iss thing yet!

    Also, white boy in a tie ain't allowed to call nobody race-iss for no reason.
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    #16. The "Birther" Investigation. It, and Sheriff Joe Arpaio, are RACIST!
    Obungholio's "long form" LOL LOL LOL

    http://news.yahoo.com/sheriff-joe-arpaios-birther-investigation-racist-194900665.html
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    Being that Andrew Lloyd Webber is a sodomite and a libtard we gave him honorary negroid status.
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    #17. The Police. The Police are RACIST but only because Society is RACIST!

    http://www.independent.co.uk/opinio...st-because-our-society-is-racist-7646619.html

    "Rarely" mention it? It only gets mentioned every other day.
    But ONLY against white people.*

    *Edit: I stand corrected, see post below.

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