The new world-wide Plant-a-Pig movement

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  1. Akingu "Your Assholiness"

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    The new world-wide Plant-a-Pig movement


    In Seville Spain, local people found a way to stop the construction of another mosque in their town. They buried a pig on the site, and made sure this would be known to the local press.
    Islamic rules forbid the erecting of a Mosque on "pig soiled ground.
    The Muslims had to cancel the project.

    No protests were needed by the local people, and...
    it worked!
    Plant a pigIn Texas they have an overabundance of feral pigs.
    They could ship them all over the country, and plant them everywherethey're needed!
    Americans, let's roll up our sleeves and get to work solving the problem
    of this spreading menace to our American way of life.
    If pigs are the answer, let’s do it!
    Besides, it would be a "stimulus package" for the Texas economy.
    Let’s keep this going!
    Send it on!
    Maybe we could get someone to even plant a pig at the White House.
    Just thinking...
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  2. Celt A fronte praecipitium a tergo lupi

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    "Maybe we could get someone to even plant a pig at the White House."

    There are four of them (at least) already in residence. :lol:
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