The Death Claw Is Back!

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    DEATHCLAW: GHEY EDITION
    Q: What do you call a Ghey j00?
    A: A He-Blew.
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    #1.Harvey Fierstein's Double Butt Grab DeathClaw #2. Double Aging Disco Queen DeathClaw
    #3. Barney Frank's Rectal Gerbil Retrieval DeathClaw #4. Dan Savage's Ghey Reach-A-Round DeathClaw

    These guys collectively have handled more balls than a nighor basketball player.
    Bonus: Barney Frank farts on live TV


    Harvey Fierstein terrorizes the muppets on Sesame Street
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    heh, that Freddy gesture is made right before the negress gets whacked by Jason.

    Could be a Death Claw.
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    I am quite surprised that you did not include Abe Foxman's claw photo of infamy.
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    Ariel Sharon's Vintage Dual DeathClaw outranks Foxman's Claw by a mile, but that's a good point.
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    Otto Kahn is pictured here in his later age with his once mighty claw resting in his lap.
    Aleister Crowley is pictured here with his famous "DoWhatThouWilt" DeathClaw.
    Ayn Rand is pictured here giving her famous GimmeGimmeGimmeHand and her ObjectivistDeathClaw w/ her other hand.
    Ayn Rand, real name Alisa Rosenbaum :jew: , came to America from Russia with a retarded idea. She called her silly idea "Objectivism".
    She reasoned, like Aleister Crowley, People should do whatever the f*** they wanted. The market, she reasoned, would sort itself out. She formed her own club called "The Collective". One of her early disciples was a young, ambitious deathclaw named Alan Greenspan. This deathclaw went on to become a Federal Reserve head. He was an idiot and screwed things up badly.
    http://realcurrencies.wordpress.com...reated-libertarianism-and-austrian-economics/


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    Of course The Austrian School/Libertarian candidate is also a big fan of Ayn Rand DeathClaw. Right Wing Claw or Left Wing Claw? which do you choose? LOL
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    Nice choice on your Death Claw expose of Ayn Rand. :agree:

    I will admit when I first heard of Rand several years ago (was in college) and read some of her work, I was naively a bit impressed. She was an entertaining writer. But objectivism, and for that matter, pure Libertarianism is a fail.
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    Caker conspiracies give me the indigestions...
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    Today is the degenerate reprobate Sigmund Fraud errr I mean Freud's birthday. He was basically a crackpot DeathClaw who snorted a lot of coke, obsessed over sex and thought that people were mindless animals who only lived to gratify themselves (sounds like Ted Kennedy LOL), he called this theory "The Pleasure Principle". But there were two other crackpot DeathClaws in The Viennese School of Psychotherapy:
    A. Freud :jew: - "The Pleasure Principle": People as mindless gratification driven Animals. #1 & #2
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pleasure_principle_(psychology)
    B. Viktor Frankl :jew: -"Logos" (Greek for 'Meaning'): People live to find meaning in life. #3
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Logotherapy
    C. Alfred Adler :jew: -"Will To Power": People as mindless bullies who exist only to push other people around.#5
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_to_power#Individual_psychology
    They all had excellent specimens of Tobacco Product Wielding DeathClaws.
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    Freud went bankrupt because no one would buy into his dipshit theories. So his nephew Edward Bernays :jew: (pictured above) got him a book deal that provided him with royalties. Edward Bernays :jew: made his large fortune in the advertising industry using Freudian Pleasure Principle techniques to sell needless things like cigarettes to the masses.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Bernays
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    Top: Richard Perle's NewAmericanCenturyDeathClaw

    Bottom: Leon Panetta's UnderwearBombStopperClaw
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    Ozzy bon Nosepicker, nothing personal, but are you Sluggo's dullard cousin who suffered some kind of serious head trauma when you were young? :crazy:
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    That's called "Septum Stretching". You Philistine.

    NO

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    Are trying to be the Beer Barrel #1 reigning Judeo-obsessed nut-job? Sluggo is here as the Phora.net's Ambassador in Charge of making sure there is enough 'blame Israel for everything' content.


    You seem to be his 'Craig Cobb' sidekick who is looking to take the top spot for yourself.
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    I am not Anti-j00, I am Anti-Zionist. Not all j00z are Zionist, not all Zionists are j00z. Not all DeathClaws pictured are j00z, but all are Zionist.


    Cobb? Isn't that that guy who used to run that awful wannabe youtube thing? I have at least a good ten gradient points more I.Q. than that guy, way more hair and am about 25 years younger. THX for the comparison though.

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    Which is my whole point exactly, you are on the side of the 'Palestinians' (a made up people) and other Mooze lems. Just like the European Leftist weenies.
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    Why, Mr. Rastus, you are outstanding. Here I was all set to come in here and tell you to go f*** yourself but then I realized the sheer quality of your outstanding genius. Intellectual Awesomeness of your caliber is wasted here @ Brews And Jews. Might I suggest a place that caters to people that are as awesome as yourself?
    http://forum.prisonplanet.com/
    Did you know that a certain rotund five foot tall bullhorn shouting internet radio show host is hiring? What are you waiting for? Apply today!
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    *watches the titanic struggle of wits*
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    Ron Paul just can't quite get it...
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    Sometimes the Evil DeathClaw might use a dangerous weapon to neutralize, subjugate and bore their victims to death.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenny_G
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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Bolton

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