Discussion in 'The Man Cave' started by 313Chris, Dec 12, 2015.
(I scored 36)
This sumbiche told me to grow a beard and man up! I already got a freakin beard and stasch. If I only owned a few medieval weapons, I'd be amongst men.
This is fk'n uncanny shit.
- I never smoked a pipe or cigar. (I've never even smoked cigarettes.)
- I've never been bitten by a snake. (I saw rat snake up north once when I little though.)
- I've never kept a beard for a year. (I shave every day.)
- I've been on combat patrol. (I would never join the American military.)
- I've never banged 2 chicks at the same time. (No, and I'm engaged. I have no need for that anymore.)
- I've never killed someone in battle. (However, it may well happen in my lifetime.)
- I've never sailed across any ocean. (I've flown across the Pacific a few times.)
- I don't own any Medieval weapons. (Just a revolver, a shotgun, and a rifle.)
- I've never killed something with a bow. (I haven't shot a bow since I was 12 years old, I think.)
Everything else on that checklist I've done though.
oh shit i forgot to add the middle column. My total is actually 28.
I scored 6: never watched any Twilights; cooked meat over a campfire; hate hipsters. (am a woman)
Hating niggers/kikes/muds should be a 100-point question here.
Scored only 18 due to fucking test being loaded against me.
I broke some other people's bones without getting mine broken, so why am I being punished? WTF
i've never broken a nose in a fight, but i have been punched in the nose multiple times(at least twice by women and a few times by men) over the years and it's a little crooked. So i gave myself that point.
If it's crooked, that means the cartilage broke off from the bone and healed back a little out of place. You can only see it looking straight up into my nostrils, but my septum leans way to the right.
My score was 44, btw.
@Angroid I'm female, I scored an 18.
Yes, I admit, I did watch a Twilight.
Own hammer drill: 1
Smoked a pipe/cigar: 1
Own a proper BBQ: 1
Killed a mammal: 1
Saved an animal/kid from a tree: 1
Built a house/cabin/shed: 2
Cooked meat on a campfire: 2
Sailed across an ocean: 3
Killed something with a bow: 3
F-ing hate hipsters: 3
Do a search on what materials Italian homes/apartments are made of, then you'll know WHY I own a hammer drill.
IMO, it's far more interesting if one has sailed an ocean. ;).
Sailing is for faggots.
If I'm not mistaken you're from Michigan, isn't there a yearly sailing competition from Chicago to Mackinac?
Give it a try, no faggots.
Now onto to my Makita XP012 Hammer driver-drill, no reason why I chose it over any other brand.
Own a man cave - 1
4x4 - 1
Cut down a tree - 1
Hammerdrill - 1
Smoke a pipe - 1
BBQ - 1
Killed a mammal - 1
No Boat shoes - 1
Chest Hair - 1 = 9
No Twilights - 2
Can weld (shitty) - 2
Facial scar - 2
Injured lifting something heavy - 2
Built a cabin/shed/house - 2
Meat on a campfire - 2 = 12
Beard for more than a Year - 4
Own a Chainsaw/Axe - 4
Knocked someone out via fists 4
Banged 2 chixs at same time - 4
Own Medeval weapons - 4
Fan of combat sports - 4
Killed something with a bow - 4
Fucking hate hipsters - 4 = 32
Sorry, 53 is my total.
-Have boat shoes
-Never bitten by snake
-Never been in war
-Never banged 2 chicks at same time
Still open to trying those 3 manly skills not yet acquired.
Nothin' ghey 'bout sailin' to Oz unless ur first mate's an anal-goer. Now drink ur urine and STFU...