Take The Manly Man Checklist Test

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  1. 313Chris Forum Veteran

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    (I scored 36)

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  2. fuz al-nufi Bar Regular

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    This sumbiche told me to grow a beard and man up! I already got a freakin beard and stasch. If I only owned a few medieval weapons, I'd be amongst men.
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    This is fk'n uncanny shit.
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  5. 313Chris Forum Veteran

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    - I never smoked a pipe or cigar. (I've never even smoked cigarettes.)
    - I've never been bitten by a snake. (I saw rat snake up north once when I little though.)
    - I've never kept a beard for a year. (I shave every day.)
    - I've been on combat patrol. (I would never join the American military.)
    - I've never banged 2 chicks at the same time. (No, and I'm engaged. I have no need for that anymore.)
    - I've never killed someone in battle. (However, it may well happen in my lifetime.)
    - I've never sailed across any ocean. (I've flown across the Pacific a few times.)
    - I don't own any Medieval weapons. (Just a revolver, a shotgun, and a rifle.)
    - I've never killed something with a bow. (I haven't shot a bow since I was 12 years old, I think.)

    Everything else on that checklist I've done though.
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    oh shit i forgot to add the middle column. My total is actually 28.
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    I scored 6: never watched any Twilights; cooked meat over a campfire; hate hipsters. (am a woman)
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    BS test.

    Hating niggers/kikes/muds should be a 100-point question here.
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    Scored only 18 due to fucking test being loaded against me.
    I broke some other people's bones without getting mine broken, so why am I being punished? WTF
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    i've never broken a nose in a fight, but i have been punched in the nose multiple times(at least twice by women and a few times by men) over the years and it's a little crooked. So i gave myself that point.
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    If it's crooked, that means the cartilage broke off from the bone and healed back a little out of place. You can only see it looking straight up into my nostrils, but my septum leans way to the right.

    My score was 44, btw.
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    50.
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    @Angroid I'm female, I scored an 18. :lol:

    Yes, I admit, I did watch a Twilight. :rolleyes:
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    Own a proper BBQ: 1
    Killed a mammal: 1
    Saved an animal/kid from a tree: 1
    Built a house/cabin/shed: 2
    Cooked meat on a campfire: 2
    Sailed across an ocean: 3
    Killed something with a bow: 3
    F-ing hate hipsters: 3
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  15. Giada MAGA

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    @313Chris.
    Do a search on what materials Italian homes/apartments are made of, then you'll know WHY I own a hammer drill.

    IMO, it's far more interesting if one has sailed an ocean. ;).
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    Sailing is for faggots.
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    If I'm not mistaken you're from Michigan, isn't there a yearly sailing competition from Chicago to Mackinac?
    Give it a try, no faggots.

    http://www.cycracetomackinac.com/

    Now onto to my Makita XP012 Hammer driver-drill, no reason why I chose it over any other brand.
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    Own a man cave - 1
    4x4 - 1
    Cut down a tree - 1
    Hammerdrill - 1
    Smoke a pipe - 1
    BBQ - 1
    Killed a mammal - 1
    No Boat shoes - 1
    Chest Hair - 1 = 9


    No Twilights - 2
    Can weld (shitty) - 2
    Facial scar - 2
    Injured lifting something heavy - 2
    Built a cabin/shed/house - 2
    Meat on a campfire - 2 = 12

    Beard for more than a Year - 4
    Own a Chainsaw/Axe - 4
    Knocked someone out via fists 4
    Banged 2 chixs at same time - 4
    Own Medeval weapons - 4
    Fan of combat sports - 4
    Killed something with a bow - 4
    Fucking hate hipsters - 4 = 32

    Sorry, 53 is my total.
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  20. Georg Schoenerer Der Judenkenner

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    54.

    -Have boat shoes
    -Never bitten by snake
    -Never been in war
    -Never banged 2 chicks at same time

    Still open to trying those 3 manly skills not yet acquired.

    Nothin' ghey 'bout sailin' to Oz unless ur first mate's an anal-goer. Now drink ur urine and STFU...
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