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  1. Bluto Drunken lout

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    Seattle's Major [sic] League Soccer club wins da MLS Cup vs. Toronto las' night in Pig City, 0 to 0.

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    No, really.



    Sounder goalie Stefan Frei is game's MVP.

    shit- he be sportin' a ray-cess haircut!
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    Did I read that correctly? The score was zero to zero, yet one side claimed they "won?"
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    Ended in penalty kicks, Sounders won dat. But for what e'er reason, da "official" score is da tie wit' Seattle winnin' on penalty kicks. Heil!
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    In da play-offs, ya gots to have a winner. Unlike da regular season, no ties in play-off games, da same in hockey. But hockey has a sudden death o'ertimes durin' playoffs, soccer don't. 30 minutes o' o'ertime don't ends on da furst score. If da game remains tied, penalty kicks time, played until dere is a winner. Furthermoar-
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    Thus, da Sounders won on penalty kicks, da official score o' da game is still 0 to 0. Clear as mudder's milk, capiche?
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    Fake football :disagree:

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