Sasquatch vs. Yeti

Discussion in 'The Bob Marshall Wilderness' started by Johnson, Dec 23, 2015.

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Who's yer Bigfoot?

Sasquatch aka Bigfoot 4 vote(s) 40.0%
Yeti aka Abominable Snowman 3 vote(s) 30.0%
Breck aka Moon Cricket 1 vote(s) 10.0%
Both Sasquatch and Yeti 1 vote(s) 10.0%
All three 1 vote(s) 10.0%
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    Today at 12:54 AM - Giada: Do a poll; yeti vs Bigfoot.
    Today at 12:49 AM - Giada: I prefer mammals and what not from Asia.
    Today at 12:47 AM - Giada: Difficult terrain to navigate vs walking around the woods.
    Today at 12:41 AM - Johnson: how come? :salowhoa:
    Today at 12:39 AM - Giada: I prefer the yetis. :agree:
    Today at 12:37 AM - Johnson: and yetis - siberia's bigfoots - do have white fur
    Today at 12:36 AM - Johnson: he has brown fur but he has a white soul
    Today at 12:36 AM - Johnson: bigfoot has been seen :agree:
    Today at 12:29 AM - Giada: If no one has actually seen the real big foot, it can't be determined he's "white as fuck".

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    Dat Yeti 'bout ta rape he self a nigress. Dat Yeti gots da chocolate fever.:salowhoa:
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    Write-in vote for Moochelle Obongo.
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    This drawing of the animal William Roe saw was done by his daughter under his direction.
    This, to the best of my recollection, is what the creature looked like and how it acted as it came across the clearing directly towards me. My first impression was of a huge man, about six feet tall, almost three feet wide and probably weighing somewhere near 300 pounds. It was covered from head to foot with dark brown, silver-tipped hair. But as it came closer I saw by its breasts that it was a female. And yet, its torso was not curved like a female’s. Its broad frame was straight from shoulder to hip. Its arms were much thicker than a man’s arms, and longer, reaching almost to its knees. Its feet were broader proportionately than a man’s, about five inches wide at the front and tapering to much thinner heels. When it walked it placed the heel of its foot down first, and I could see the grey-brown skin or hide on the soles of its feet.

    It came to the edge of the bush I was hiding in, within twenty feet of me, and squatted down on its haunches. Reaching out its hands it pulled the branches of bushes toward it and stripped the leaves with its teeth. Its lips curled flexibly around the leaves as it ate. I was close enough to see that its teeth were white and even.

    The shape of this creature’s head somewhat resembled a negro’s. The head was higher at the back than at the front. The nose was broad and flat. The lips and chin protruded farther than its nose. But the hair that covered it, leaving bare only the parts of the face around the mouth, nose and ears, made it resemble an animal as much as a human. None of its hair, even on the back of its head, was longer than an inch, and that on its face was much shorter. Its ears were shaped like a human’s ears. But its eyes were small and black like a bear’s. And its neck was unhuman. Thicker and shorter than any man’s I had ever seen.
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