Roy Fokker

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  1. Giada MAGA

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    I don't think he's coming back.

    What's the longest he's been gone?
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  2. Bluto Drunken lout

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    Roy Fokker : please come home

    :fokker:[IMG]
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    I miss Roy.
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  7. Giada MAGA

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    That's not the image I have of Roy.
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  9. Giada MAGA

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    Or that. :lol:
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    Oddly hypnotic. shit-
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  11. angry asia man hatamoto 旗本

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    royfokker seems like a drunk salaryman or the drunk worker. he likes the alcohol solution to problems of the job.
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  12. Giada MAGA

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    I enjoyed reading his posts.
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  13. Mandalore in recovery from sobriety

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    Ok, I have to confess:

    Doing the Fokker thing is getting tedious and boring. There was once a legit Roy Fokker here several years back who came here from another forum, but the Fokker you guys love to rip on so much has been my sockpuppet for a long while now. Honestly, I assume at least the old timers must've figured that out and just been humoring me. It's pretty over the top.

    The Catholic thing was real originally, but I played on that and just went over-the-top with everything. I mean, seriously; a former altar boy of questionable sexual orientation who has extreme mood swings when drinking awful nigger beer? "He" even works at Wal-Mart, for god's sake. If you read closely, there were even a few references to living in mom's basement. The whole drunken rage routine is literally done by a roll of the dice. I give the forum an AC of however many members are online at the time +5, throw a d20 and if I roll that (or a natural 20)... Time for some drunken Catholic LARP rage! :lol:

    Really, though; how many of you guys knew?
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  14. Bluto Drunken lout

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    Well, I hope Giada's tits are real though :frown:
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    a likely scenario is roy-fokker bought the computer from wallmart that had Windows 10 installed on it. And then the new computer died after a 'crash' and royfokker is without internet. or he tipped a beer on his computer!
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    Ok @Mandalore, I mean @Roy Fokker, what was your last suggested reading, to me? ;)
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    I was about 90% certain that Roy was a sock, but i never would've guessed it was Mandalore behind that sad sack of puss.

    Well played sir.
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    Roy wasn't/isn't a sock of Manadlore.
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