Discussion in 'The Alley' started by Giada, Jul 17, 2017.
I don't think he's coming back.
What's the longest he's been gone?
Roy Fokker : please come home
I miss Roy.
That's not the image I have of Roy.
Oddly hypnotic. shit-
royfokker seems like a drunk salaryman or the drunk worker. he likes the alcohol solution to problems of the job.
I enjoyed reading his posts.
Ok, I have to confess:
Doing the Fokker thing is getting tedious and boring. There was once a legit Roy Fokker here several years back who came here from another forum, but the Fokker you guys love to rip on so much has been my sockpuppet for a long while now. Honestly, I assume at least the old timers must've figured that out and just been humoring me. It's pretty over the top.
The Catholic thing was real originally, but I played on that and just went over-the-top with everything. I mean, seriously; a former altar boy of questionable sexual orientation who has extreme mood swings when drinking awful nigger beer? "He" even works at Wal-Mart, for god's sake. If you read closely, there were even a few references to living in mom's basement. The whole drunken rage routine is literally done by a roll of the dice. I give the forum an AC of however many members are online at the time +5, throw a d20 and if I roll that (or a natural 20)... Time for some drunken Catholic LARP rage!
Really, though; how many of you guys knew?
Well, I hope Giada's tits are real though
a likely scenario is roy-fokker bought the computer from wallmart that had Windows 10 installed on it. And then the new computer died after a 'crash' and royfokker is without internet. or he tipped a beer on his computer!
Ok @Mandalore, I mean @Roy Fokker, what was your last suggested reading, to me? ;)
I was about 90% certain that Roy was a sock, but i never would've guessed it was Mandalore behind that sad sack of puss.
Well played sir.