Discussion in 'Burke's Bastion' started by billy_boatrocker, Apr 28, 2011.
'Ancient of Days'
I was just perusing a recent medical abstract explaining the direct correlation between homosexuality and any art appreciation, the noted exceptions being fans of Hieronymus Bosch, Hokusai, Hitler and Pushead.
Perfect example - On first glance, HR Giger's pictures seem like the most fuckin metal thing in existence. Brutally dark and satanic; the kind of thing that might give Glenn Danzig a boner. But then you look closer and realize it would definitely give Danzig a boner because there are penises everywhere. That biomechanoid is really a dick with dicks growing out of it's back. It's retractable second jaw is also a dick, and it's reclining on a dick chair. Oh, there's cunts as well, but disembodied vaginal orifices are hardly a redeeming quality in a painting.
Does anyoine sincerely enjoy the useless shit they call art? Seemingly decent and reasonable people have assured me that they sincerely enjoy Starbucks coffee and single malt Scotch, so it could be a matter of taste or even that I lack something. It's just almost impossible for me to shake the notion that art galleries are populated by snotty, pretentious faggots and eccentric women who believe their social status will increase if they learn not to be revolted by that solid red canvas with a random splotch of green.
You earthlings are so strange. Why would you look at crude pictures of forests and starry nights when you could go hike up a mountain and sleep under the stars?
Yes, I like art when I'm not hiking.
Der Fechtgott, M. Odin Wiesinger
"Man of the arts" and "Man who appreciates the arts" are phrases sometimes used to mischievously imply da homo persuasion.
His work certainly ain't pretty, but let's face it - it was effective as fuck. There's no denying that moast o' us kids was wetting ourselves at da thought o' getting savaged by dat Alieness wit da penile clit wit teeth ripping us to shreds. Sheeeit........
Hold it right there. Admitting to Starbuxing (female category) = automatic qualification for the r8 dungeon (male category = automatic pole dancer).
You forgot to visit the section wit' da nekkid wimminz. Or da one wit' da clever mind-bending illusioning and optical effects. Or sometimes just a nice pastoral view. Or a well-designed propaganda themed piece full of humour, irony, h8 and nekkid wimminz. (I refer u to the work of TBB's Ozzy's banners.)
Much of it is pretentious, idiotic, untalented and fugly as hell but that don't make the entire genre a complete write-off. Shit... I mean, > 95% of music out there today is total crap. So are films. Does that make all of it bad? Of course not.
Because the gots us running in the hamster wheel to pay the fucking bills, that's why.
To me, art is like wine: whatever you like is good.
Single malt, on the other hand, takes years of hard work to appreciate.
Either way, taste should be an organizing principle of a civilized culture, a near-prerequisite for striving for a truly high standard of thinking and living.
Entartete (degenerate) art and music should be rightly proscribed, to not do so merely hastens to the abyss.
You fuckheads are boogering up my thread with your modernist garbage.
Blue Grotto Capri Island Italy