Nude Dude Covered In Food

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  1. Barnaby Jones I've Lost 362.019 Pounds On The Food Führer! Diet

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    Chocolate and peanut butter in fact.


    By Tiffany Jarvis - email

    (Source: Letcher Co. Jail) (Source: Letcher Co. Jail)


    LETCHER COUNTY, KY (WAVE) - A naked man was arrested inside an eastern Kentucky supermarket after police found him covered in peanut butter and chocolate.

    It happened January 31 at a Food World IGA in Letcher County, KY, which borders Virginia.

    According to a court citation, 22-year-old Andrew Toothman was wearing only a pair of black boots.


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    22-year-old Andrew Toothman, some sort of mystery mud...got chocolate in his peanut butter.


    Troopers said the store's front door was broken and that several fire extinguishers had been discharged.

    Toothman appeared to be contrite. Investigators said he spelled the word "sorry" on the floor with Nyquil.

    Toothman admitted breaking into the store. He was charged with burglary, criminal mischief and indecent exposure.


    http://www.wbtv.com/story/16689824/naked-man-covered-in-peanut-butter-and-chocolate-arrested
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    Mystery mud, my ass. There are plenty of weird-looking freaks among you white people.
    anunnaki, Feb 9, 2012
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  3. Barnaby Jones I've Lost 362.019 Pounds On The Food Führer! Diet

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    While he may be whiter than Clancy, that does not make him White.
    Barnaby Jones, Feb 9, 2012
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    Definitely a sticknigger.
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    Toothman? He might be partially mexi, but isn't really 100% mestizo. If he was 100% mestizo he would have been covered in refried beans instead of peanut butter.
    Q: You know why mexicans refry beans?
    A: Ever hear of a mexican do anything right the first time?
    Ozzy Bon Halen, Feb 9, 2012
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