News from Zimbabwe - Pastor trying to prove how Jesus walked on water gets eaten by crocodile!

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    Pastor trying to prove how Jesus walked on water gets eaten by crocodile
    Richard Hartley-ParkinsonRichard Hartley-Parkinson for Metro.co.ukMonday 15 May 2017 6:35 am
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    A pastor has been killed after he was eaten by three crocodiles while trying to walk on water, it has been claimed.

    Jonathan Mthethwa was trying to show his congregation how Jesus walked on water by crossing what is locally known as Crocodile River on foot, according to local reports

    However, he did not make it across the river in Zimbabwe.

    The pastor, from the Saint of the Last Days church, managed to get around 90 ft into the river, the paper reported, before trying to climb onto the surface of the river.

    Eyewitness Deacon Nkosi told Zimbabwe Today: ‘The pastor taught us about faith on Sunday last week.

    ‘He promised he would demonstrate his faith to us today, but he unfortunately ended up drowning and getting eaten by three large crocodiles in front of us.

    ‘We still don’t understand how this happened because he fasted and prayed the whole week. They finished him in a couple of minutes.

    ‘All that was left of him when they finished eating him is a pair of sandals and his underwear floating above the water.’
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