Movies that make you say WTF!

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  1. Ozzy Bon Halen LOLworthy Threadmonkey & Critic Of Texas Dentistry

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    I've been seeing a lot of these WTF movies as of late.

    Now: Swiss Army Man

    When a corpse washes ashore on a tropical island inhabited solely by a castaway; the castaway is glad for the company. But, the corpse is plagued by chronic flatulence. So, the castaway attempts to use the corpse's farts to propel him across the ocean and back to civilization. Huh?

    Fart scene.


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    Wild Tales

    Bloody f'n amazing anthology movie about revenge out of S America (beats anything the kikes of (((Hollywood))) are putting out these days. The opening scene finds a bunch of people on a plane. They were all given free tickets and all are hated by one guy.


    https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/wild-tales-2015

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    I'll take a pass on your first movie, second one seems to be interesting.
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    Holy Motors

    What exactly is it about? Fuck if I know. This movie makes absolutely no sense. What it lacks in a cohesive plot it makes up for in weird, bizarre, over exaggerated imagery and situations. The director Leos Carax comes off as a poor man's Jodorowsky, a very, very, very, very poor man's Jodorowsky LOL. This clip pretty much explains what you're in for;


    You can watch the whole movie here in French/English. It makes just about as much sense in a foreign language as it does in English LOL>


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    swiss army man has to be one of the stupidest ideas for a film ever. a farting corpse adventure, only a jew or an american culd possibly like this.
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    The Dance of Reality. Alejandro Jodorowsky. Back before I was born in the early '70s he made his magnum opus The Holy Mountain. A lot of us cinephiles were saying WTF! Well, Jodorowski, in his bizarre, strange, allegorical and (SPERG!) way of telling a story has come clean.
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    His dad was a Marxist Jew! But, he was a dipshit, pseudo-revolutionary jew. In fact, Jodorowsky hired his own son Brontis to play his father. And he plays tribute to muh sheckels!

    But, Jodorowsky understands that Marxism is a dumb pile of shit. And mocks his own father for it.



    Go see this film. Or any other Jodorowsky film for that matter. They are not a waste of your time. Or Pedro Almodovar either. But we'll talk about him next post. Cheers.

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