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  1. tricknologist menace to sobriety

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    Body shaving is for fags, I'm pretty damn hairy.
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    The wimminz want to see your hairy thighs. Do it!
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    Problem is, girls think I shave because my body hair is weird. My chest is a medium hairy and then goes in a line down my stomach to where it branches out a slight bit. So people think I groom my body hair when I really don't it just grows that way. Plus, my back is naturally non-hairy. My legs are hairy, but not a thick forest. And I do shave my pits, only because I am a gym rat and if I don't shave them, they sweat about 20x more than they would shaved.

    Also, I have a full blonde beard complete with handlebar moustache on my good days. It grows that way naturally.

    Yay or nay?
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  4. rust Idiocracy was not meant to be a how-to video

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    Is your back hairy? What about hair growing out of your ears? =D
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    That would mean Trickno is a German.
  6. tricknologist menace to sobriety

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    Yes, but the ear hair is minimal and trimmed so that it isn't noticeable.
  7. Fatale Man-Eating Succubus

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    I think a slight trim to the pubes every now and then isn't too much to ask, but shaving? Hell no.
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  8. Clancy supports heterosexual buttsex

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    You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.
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  9. Man Against Time Black Hole Melchizedek

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    I shave mine into a swastika and bleach it blond for supreme white power
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  10. goosey Gach madadh air a’ mhadadh choimheach

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    I have a natural swastika on my back. It doesn't require shaving and it's naturally blonde.
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  11. bodbylau Bar Regular

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    I got hairy legs, I don't shave because I'm not a fag.

    I got hairy big arms.

    I got a little hair in between my pecs and hair from my abs down to my johnson.

    I trim but don't shave, I keep it respectable without irritation or bald eaglin' it.

    I'm naturally hairy, it works with my build...I got a gotee and usually a buzzed head but right now it's a little longer ill get it cut this month.
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    I'm pretty hairy. It has it's uses, for living in Frost Nigger territory. Doesn't drive Mrs VisKnut crazy, well excpet for when I don't shave my face for months.
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    Sounds like something pornstars, fags or metros would do.

    What choice does the poor man have. No self-respecting car would want to associate with a manicured mechanic.
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    Yay! :smile:
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    I have my patch shaved into a toothbrush Hitler moustache.............and it sort of fits quite well when the old chap is giving the Hitler salute.
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  16. SouthernStar Forum Veteran

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    LOL! I'd ask you to pm pics as proof, but I may die laughing, so won't. :D Just the idea of a hitler moustace down there has me in a fit of the giggles. :smile:
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    @rust
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    Sorry if I've left any of the women out, but what body type do you best like a man to have? I like chunky men, don't mind a beer belly but they must have good legs and a sexy bum.
  18. rust Idiocracy was not meant to be a how-to video

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    I don't have super high standards when it comes to appearance, but am really not into beer guts or for that matter, fat men in general.
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    Maybe the reason I like guys who are not into pumping iron to look good for us is that they are too ego driven. I'm not talking about obese men here, but guys who don't care if they're carrying a bit of extra weight are not so uptight, and imo, more entertaining. Not that guys with a six pack aren't hot and sexy, but guys who are comfortable about their appearance without constantly trying to look good make me smile, as they use their personalities to delight a woman.
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    I've been into strength training almost my entire adult life, but (somewhat ironically) am not into really muscular men. Perhaps some of it is because of the ego --haven't really given it a whole lot of consideration as to why, tbh.

    While I do indeed have some minimal appearance standards -- personality, wit and intelligence are of more importance to me.
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