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    Luddites. :agree:


    1. Today at 12:39 AM - [IMG] Johnson:
      my hairy brain is out
    2. Today at 12:32 AM - [IMG] Johnson:
      :agree:
    3. Today at 12:30 AM - [IMG] Roy Fokker:
      Internet threats :agree:
    4. Today at 12:29 AM - [IMG] Johnson:
      if i could punch you through the internet i would
    5. Today at 12:28 AM - [IMG] Roy Fokker:
      Dem scientists sed fartin dinosaurs cauzed global warming
    6. Today at 12:26 AM - [IMG] Roy Fokker:
      Reedins fer clerks
    7. Today at 12:26 AM - [IMG] Roy Fokker:
      Luddites :agree:
    8. Today at 12:24 AM - [IMG] Johnson:
      science deniers :disagree:
    9. Today at 12:23 AM - [IMG] Roy Fokker:
      jewston is back from staring at the seven anal beads oribing the star goatse.xz :agree:
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    LuDDiTE :beer:
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    1. 3 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      and during this period u must abstain from alcohol, smoking, coffee and sex
    2. 4 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      if i die i want a mourning period of six months
    3. 4 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      i think im dying
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  5. Bluto Drunken lout

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    1. 5 minutes ago - [IMG] Roy Fokker:
      The fitzoleum :agree:
    2. 5 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      i could put crypt there
    3. 5 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      i often forget i own land
    4. 6 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      i guess i am a landowner
    5. 7 minutes ago - [IMG] Roy Fokker:
      A fitting resting place for your mortal remains when you croak.
    6. 7 minutes ago - [IMG] Roy Fokker:
      You need to build a crypt fitz.
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    1. A moment ago - [IMG] Roy Fokker:
      :agree: Customs o' primitive lifeforms.
    2. A moment ago - [IMG] rasputin:
      when an IED blows up, all you can see is body parts and slippers flying in all directions
    3. A moment ago - [IMG] Roy Fokker:
      :lol:
    4. A moment ago - [IMG] rasputin:
      maybe when they are still new
    5. 1 minute ago - [IMG] Roy Fokker:
      Do they murder each other for their slippers like niggers do over sneakers?
    6. 1 minute ago - [IMG] rasputin:
      and when they switch to something other than slippers, they wear whiite athletic socks with their shoes
    7. 1 minute ago - [IMG] rasputin:
      but their attachment to slippers is as queer as niggers' attachment to sneakers
    8. 2 minutes ago - [IMG] Roy Fokker:
      mudslimes are almost as bad as niggers
    9. 2 minutes ago - [IMG] rasputin:
      the slippers-wearing sideway-weapon wielding goat-fucking invinsible army of jizzlam
    10. 3 minutes ago - [IMG] Roy Fokker:
      Flying lessons :agree:
    11. 3 minutes ago - [IMG] rasputin:
      pushing fags off of tall building thoiugh has almost 100% success ratio
    12. 3 minutes ago - [IMG] Roy Fokker:
      muzzies dangling with and without slippers :agreee:
    13. 3 minutes ago - [IMG] Aptrgangr:
      http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1488068627146.webm
    14. 4 minutes ago - [IMG] rasputin:
      not 100% though, many of them hang still with theiir slippers still on
    15. 4 minutes ago - [IMG] rasputin:
      only deatch can make muzzies part with their sandals/slippers
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    1. 15 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      female kwap was like - 'I CANT believe u r smokign on the train, and drinking!'
    2. 16 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      because i was smoking a cigar and drinking on the train one day when the train cops came on
    3. 16 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      tho i deserved it
    4. 16 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      i stil lhave an open alcohol fine unpaid
    5. 17 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      and its ridiculous that i cant walk down the road with a beer in my hand if i wanted to
    6. 17 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      or at least much troublre
    7. 17 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      i never cause trouble when im drunk
    8. 17 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      not be bothered*
    9. 18 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      i however shoyld be bothered by anyne ever for drinking a beer in public
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    1. Today at 1:26 PM - [IMG] Apocales:
      rasp johnson has an addiction to tranny porn, can we get a prayer for this please?
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    A moment ago - fuz al-nufi: legally.
    A moment ago - fuz al-nufi: iran is so awesome we could move their and cut our dicks off and marry men
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    I'm starting to understand why so many Iranian "women" have five o'clock shadow.
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    1. Today at 12:26 PM - [IMG] rasputin:
      nose-first collision of kikes pushed from skyscrapers
    2. Today at 12:26 PM - [IMG] rasputin:
      also use speed HD cameras to record them impacting the ground and their bouncing slippers wehn they are pushed from tall buildings
    3. Today at 12:25 PM - [IMG] rasputin:
      put microphones on the ground to amplify the sound
    4. Today at 12:24 PM - [IMG] rasputin:
      I want to see a fall of slippers when thousandsd of them are raised on cranes synchroniously
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    1. 1 minute ago - [IMG] Sam Crow:
      raise a headstrong child and you can spank their ass or let them turn in to a Fitz
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    1. Today at 12:51 AM - [IMG] Roy Fokker:
      fuzzy is a weirdo that's for sure.
    2. Today at 12:50 AM - [IMG] Roy Fokker:
      :frown:
    3. Today at 12:48 AM - [IMG] john z. whitey:
      You are such a God damn metrofagg
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    21 minutes ago - fuz al-nufi: 'hot dog party and rave'
    21 minutes ago - fuz al-nufi: put up some signs
    21 minutes ago - fuz al-nufi: so far its just me and my mom hopefully we'll start getting some guests streaming in and out
    22 minutes ago - fuz al-nufi: therell be a techno dance rave at my place thru to the end of the week
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    5 minutes ago - fuz al-nufi: /
    6 minutes ago - fuz al-nufi: he wasnt even a handsome man
    6 minutes ago - fuz al-nufi: who wanted to fuck him
    6 minutes ago - fuz al-nufi: but he wouldnt even answer my call because he thought i was a homosexual raypist
    6 minutes ago - fuz al-nufi: mostly just to pick up all the shit i had at his house
    6 minutes ago - fuz al-nufi: we never spoke after that, even tho i tried calling him numerous times
    7 minutes ago - fuz al-nufi: and he had a bad trip and thought i was going to rayp him
    7 minutes ago - fuz al-nufi: this is my old friend who i had a falling out with one nite several years ago after taking acid with him
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    And he still has your stuff, Fitz? You should rape him to teach him a lesson.
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    i just let it go, he was a normie and wasn't worth hanging onto anyways. It's better to be alone than to be friends with normies.
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    Normal people don't become convinced of their own impending rape just from taking a bit of acid, methinks. Not unless you give them some pretty compelling reasons to worry about it.

    It's always ugly, strange dudes who somehow become convinced that they're every bull queer's dream. I knew this schizo from AA who thought his mother's boyfriend was climbing in his window at night, knocking him out with drugs, fucking him and then cumming on his face. His entire reason for coming to this conclusion is that the junkie drool on his pillow could possibly be what semen looks like after it sat on your face all night and mixed with sweat. There was also an old guy who once smashed 3 or 4 people's faces in with a motorcycle helmet because when he was inevitably surrounded by creepy weirdos trying to give him their phone number during his first meeting, he assumed they were planning to run a train on him. That's just normal behavior in a 12 Step group, though.
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    2 minutes ago - fuz al-nufi: thnk u
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    32 minutes ago - fuz al-nufi: now half the screen is blinking
    33 minutes ago - fuz al-nufi: i thre a liter at it
    33 minutes ago - fuz al-nufi: i just smashed my lcd screen
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