Malia Obama carted out of Lollapalooza for being too drunk

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  1. Ozzy Bon Halen LOLworthy Threadmonkey & Critic Of Texas Dentistry

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    She's just acting out in a primal cry of defiance towards her oppressors. Betcha the bitch likes White boys because it pisses daddy off real bad. You know nothing would burn Barry worse than a constant reminder of his inferiority in the form of a grandchild who clearly outshines his mulatto family with 3/4 human DNA.
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    Anybody called Larry Flynt yet? I'm sure Malia could use the $1 million.
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    Maybe she'll be at Burning Man?
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    She should wind up in the Wicker Man, but I'd give my left nut to read that she met her end by getting dosed with hallucinogens and having a pyrotechnics accident. Somehow I doubt she'll be too popular if she brings the Secret Service along to a crowd of drugged-out psychos. From what I've heard from people who've been to Burning Man, you're in for a rude awakening if you expect hippies to all be peaceful.
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    We'll find out at the end of the month about Burning Man, unless Malia has already started college.

    Aug 27-Sept 4: https://burningman.org/

    Harvard: https://college.harvard.edu/admissions

    I haven't been on Harvard's campus/Cambridge for quite some time.
    Last time I was there, Harvard Square was full of homeless people.
    What a dreary depressing area.
    Fun times for the secret service!
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    Indeed... looks like she sticking it to the old fogeys :lol:
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    Last year at Lollapalooza, she got videotaped smoking weed, so some people might actually consider this an improvement in her behavior.
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    I take de sleeping Malia to my hut. I gib de sleeping Malia my lub.
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