john z whitey's plea

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  1. Giada MAGA

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    I've said this repetitively, if he doesn't want a girlfriend, he needs to get a pet; cat, dog, rabbit, lizard, whatever.
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  2. Roy Fokker Forum Veteran

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    Don't cost no Canadian welfare dorrars to play pocket pool.
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    That would require having a modicum of responsibility, something our non-working alcoholic friend seems to be devoid from.
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  4. Roy Fokker Forum Veteran

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    He is very responsible when it comes to becoming inebriated (to a degree I can't even rival) and stoned/wasted on controlled substances.
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  5. john z. whitey Forum Veteran

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    I think he might suffer from Chet Baker's disease or simple dillusions of importance.
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  6. Roy Fokker Forum Veteran

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  7. john z. whitey Forum Veteran

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    It's tough to be motivated when you smoke pot everyday and even worse if you are a lush and drink yourself into Oblivion constantly. He knows that he is nothing and never will be anything of substance but he loves the attention even if it's negative.
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    It's got to affect what's left of his mind. 32 year old teenager living with his mom in a broken elevator Deadmonton Soviet-style apartment block with paki's and various mystery muds and all their nasty smells.
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  10. Bluto Drunken lout

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    Fitz be fightin' da power & shit-, fuckin' haters. Hic-
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  11. john z. whitey Forum Veteran

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    way back in the day I would try to talk with him but he would eventually just lash out with over-the-top invective. That's when I realized that the Beer Barrel could not help him. I knew he only came here to troll and draw attention to his pitiful condition. It's not like he is ignorant but he sure is stupid about some things.
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    Fitz appreciation thread?
  13. Mandalore in recovery from sobriety

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    Dude, the fact that you didn't use "the P-word" doesn't change your message. There is no heterosexual man who doesn't find fully developed teenage girls attractive, and Fitz is just saying what everyone else who doesn't suck cock thinks about jailbait. The shit he says about little girls, on the other hand, pretty much justifies any comments you make about him being a you-know-what.

    That's the thing, though; he's winning. This is the equivalent of a sadistic kid getting thrown out of the zoo for a week for coming in every day and poking a gorilla through the cage with a sharp stick. That kid is smiling from ear to ear even as the guards are walking him out the front gate because he pissed that damn gorilla off so bad they had to call security to save it's ass, and he knows it will never get its hands on him. He'll be back again in a few days with a pocketful of rocks to throw at the creature he knows will be waiting by the bars, gnashing its teeth.

    You own part of the blame for consistently bringing a troll his favorite meal.
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  14. Roy Fokker Forum Veteran

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    #NoGirlyMen
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  15. Man Against Time Black Hole Melchizedek

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    I enjoy Fitz's commentary as well as his opposition's; the shit-flinging between them brings some amusement to the forum. That's why I felt like depriving the board of a full week of such was punishing us, but time flies and what, the ban is already almost up.

    With all that being said, yes, rules are rules.
  16. Mandalore in recovery from sobriety

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    This. The antagonism between them is mutual, but there's gotta be a line drawn somewhere. Otherwise the flame wars between members could become foul enough to chase half the crew away and possibly make the feds think it was a mistake to write this place off as a bunch of mostly harmless drunks who just like to say nigger a lot.
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    nigger nigger nigger nigger
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