Is Roy Fokker a stupid jackass?(important poll must vote)

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Is Roy Fokker a stupid jackass?

Yes. 3 vote(s) 23.1%
No, he is a magnificent jackass. 2 vote(s) 15.4%
No, that is clearly a toy car in some jap's bathtub. 3 vote(s) 23.1%
Johnson. 9 vote(s) 69.2%
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  1. Johnson occipital lobesman

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    Should Roy apologize to Fuzzy for his unprovoked chimpout?
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  3. Roy Fokker Forum Veteran

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    Maybe if you'd unfuck yourself with all those drugs you'd be able to have a different bit of perspective ya lousy bum.
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    Should fitz go to rehab?
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    Wouldn't you rather that he remain on his current path, poised to die in a gutter after a campaign of fartsucking?

    His booze habit will also keep him out of ISIS.
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    fitz lonely in a gutter :agree:

    He doesn't make the cut to begin with; for all his pro-ISIS chimpin' I ain't never seen him once say he's taken the Shahada or that he even owns a stinking Koran.
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    Does Canadian healthcare pay for rehab?
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    Who knows but I bet he'd still find a way to get trashed even if he was locked in a room in a straightjacket.
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    I watched one of those celebrity rehab shows and one guy did binge. :lol:
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    Found some rubbing alcohol or summat to chug?
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    rehab is for retards. I had the misfortune once of going to a detox after a bad drinking binge, all i wanted was some benzos to deal with withdrawal. I endup getting there and they only give me benzos for the first day. I was still withdrawing from the booze and benzos the day after but they neglected to ask me when i arrived if i had been taking benzos while drinking(and i was) so they wouldn't give me anymore because they thought i was just trying to shake them down for benzos and not actually in reality withdrawing from benzos. So i'm stuck at this detox in the middle of nowhere surrounded by like half a dozen other pathetic drunks and drug addicts all stoned out of their minds on benzos and i'm the only asshole there not getting any benzos. Some of them were taking such high doses of benzos they could barely speak and all i wanted was a minimal dose to deal with withdrawal. ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSI.

    anyways while there(i stayed for like four days) i went to a AA/DA meeting and it was one of the most ridiculous experiences i've ever gone thru. Having to listen to all these pitiful sad cases talk about getting too drunk or fucked up and hurting their friends/family. I wanted to getup and smack them across their faces and tell them to stop being pussy faggits. The instructor was telling us how we're all 'helpless' to our 'mental disease' and our drinking and drugging and misbehaviours weren't our fault. And the only way to find strength to resist is thru some vague notion of a 'higher power' and submitting to it. But u can't talk about wat ur 'higher power' is(if it's anything at all) because u might offend someone else with a different 'higher power' that also cannot be mentioned.

    these AA instructors should all be shot for making society weaker. It's not helping when u tell some drunk asshole or cokehead-slut they're not responsible for their behaviour because they have some mystery 'mental illness' that compels them to be a degenerate.

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    No. Stupidity and rationale have no bounds when it comes to pizzleFutz-et- al-kaholik.
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    surrounded by like half a dozen other pathetic drunks and drug addicts

    Freudian slip here. :lol:
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    You can talk about your higher power all you want just so long as you don't utter the name Jesus or mention going to a church. Here's a few of the "higher powers" I've heard people talk about during meetings, and I swear I'm not making any of this up:

    1) a Harley Davidson - I heard this from 2 or 3 different guys
    2) a Cummins turbo diesel - I would pray for that
    3) a teddy bear - I would never mention your real name, Murphy
    4) "the group"
    5) a Chihuahua puppy
    6) his dick
    7) her vibrator
    8) heroin
    9) coffee
    10) Johnny Walker
    11) a Glock - yes, it was a nigger
    12) a dead grandmother
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    The funny thing is that AA is just a rip-off of the Washingtonian Movement that preceded it by a century and which, despite originating in a period defined by intense Protestant revivalism, did not rely on a God-centered theory of personal helplessness.

    This stuff is for recovered losers seeking adulation from a crowd of current fuck-ups and semi-recovered losers, at best a low rent social club and place to pick up broads with low self-esteem.
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    I guess this is as good a time as any to get up to speed here. So Fitz has gone sand nigger on us? Was this a decision prompted by despair (bag of kratom has again run dry) or was it a higher state of transcendence (the kratom he ordered on his father's Visa card last week just arrived)? And did anyone bother to inform him that gettin' high is kind of an Automatic Death Sentence with those fellows?

    (Not that I think for a minute that those jihad asshats aren't gettin' blitzed - I'm sure Soros Laboratories has already distributed some, um, proprietary "vitamin compounds" and "protein powders" clinically proven to ensure fanaticism in your fanatics. But, as Fitz would be at the initiate level of an Islamic coffee gofer this early in the game, he's probably not privy to any such bennies of the faith yet.)

    Fitz, it's sorry I am to see yiz go. Ironically, it's usually somebody named "Fitz" who even says things like that. Circle o' life, Fuzzy Abba-Nooby - circle o' life.
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    u can still call me fitz - fuz al-nufi is my islamic nom de guerre.
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    Water under the bridge, but is the youtube, real or not real?

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