Is Roy Fokker a stupid jackass?(important poll must vote)

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Is Roy Fokker a stupid jackass?

Yes. 3 vote(s) 23.1%
No, he is a magnificent jackass. 2 vote(s) 15.4%
No, that is clearly a toy car in some jap's bathtub. 3 vote(s) 23.1%
Johnson. 9 vote(s) 69.2%
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  1. fuz al-nufi Bar Regular

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    fokker claims this cctv footage of a car escaping a tsunami in japan is not real and is actually special effects created in a bathtub.

    footage from the gif can be found here at 1:36 in -




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    @fuz al-nufi this belongs in The Alley and why has this upset you?

    :facepalm: you make the effort to make a poll and you vote JOHNSON??? :facepalm:

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    Magnificent jackass describes Fokker well. But, in this case, you are both wrong. It's neither a tsunami nor a special effect, but footage of an obscure Masonic ritual found only in the Orient.
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    Popery, Wild Turkey & TBB are not a good combination.

    Tardery will ensue...
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    You forgot to throw "Satanic" somewhere in there.

    Whatever the case. the New World Order of ********* overlords was clearly involved.
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    fokker is one of these shitposting tards who claim every other video or foto on the internet is 'fake'. Ppl like him should be marooned on an arctic island.

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    FoKKKer should be made into a moderator. He came all the way back from deep negative rep.
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    Fokker should be empowered to punish Fitz for his insolence.
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    these microaggressions will not stand.
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    The best Fokkker..is a drunk one.
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    Awesome I get my own poll!

    Well if the old saying is true and that a man's greatness is determined by the quality of his enemies and detractors- I'm happily a very mediocre man.
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    I'm with Fokker; fake as hell. You honestly think japs have that kind of reaction time behind the wheel of a vehicle? I've never seen a single one of them make a K-turn without making an Austin Powers-like spectacle involving at least 6 shifts from forward to reverse and back. No way they suddenly can pull it off in a crisis situation.
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    Been there done that; not my thing really.
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    Turd you never showed that particular Zootube clip but just the gif. Don't blame your buffoonery or lack of attention on me. The gif looks fake- and you showed the gif and not no damn video clip.
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    the gif doesn't look fake ur just a crack-smoking schizoid.
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    Never smoked anything stronger than a White Owl runt.
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    Roy? You chimped. For every action..etc. etc. Besides, this is the barrEL where threads are born out of the chimP.
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