Icelandic Parliamentarian Saved From Car Crash Death By Magical Elves That Live In A Boulder. LOL

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    I'm ordering some of that Iceland weed next week.
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    Elves our white :agree:
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    Bluto knows a young doll dat visited Iceland recently- she done tell good ol' Bluto dat dem White-as-fuck Icelanders believes in elves.
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    Your Hovercraft is Full of Elves
    Ragnhild Jónsdóttir:

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    "The elves are a bit to stretch the human back and will be our friends.
    Þannig að við gengum til samstarfs við þá,“ segir Ragnhildur Jónsdóttir sem opnar í dag, föstudag, á Jónsmessunni Álfagarðinn í Hellisgerði í Hafnarfirði.

    So we walked to cooperate with them, "said Ragnhild Jónsdóttir which opens today, Friday, at the Midsummer Garden Elves in Hellisgerði in.
    Álfagarðurinn er miðstöð álfa og huldufólks með aðsetur í Oddrúnarbæ, litla húsinu í garðinum.

    Fairy garden center elves and hidden people based in Oddrúnarbæ, little house in the garden.
    Ragnhildur segir álfana síður en svo láta umgang fólks fara í taugarnar á sér.

    Ragnhild says the continent as well as let people enter and move the nerves going down.
    „Nei, nei, nei.

    "No, no, no.
    Það er nú alltaf fullt af fólki þarna.

    There is always plenty of people out.
    Það var náttúrlega alltaf samband á milli mannfólks og álfheima þar til bara fyrir nokkrum áratugum.

    There was always a natural relationship between humans and Alfheimar until just a few decades.
    Sennilega með vélvæðingu og rafmagni og einhverju slíku.

    Probably the mechanization and electricity, and some such.
    Og það er bara kominn tími til að tengja betur aftur.

    And it's just time to better connect again.
    Þetta er allt í jákvæðu og góðu.

    This is all positive and good.
    Þeir vilja endilega að við séum hérna svo lengi sem við berum virðingu fyrir náttúrunni og heimkynnum þeirra.

    They want to please that we are here as long as we have respect for nature and their habitat.
    Það þarf náttúrlega að gera það.“

    It takes natural to do it. "
    Ragnhildur segir engar tilviljanir í þessu og 24.

    Ragnhild said no accidents in this and 24
    júní hafi meðal annars orðið fyrir valinu vegna þess að þann dag á Hellisgerði 88 ára afmæli sem skrúðgarður.

    June had include been chosen because the date of Hellisgerði 88 anniversary of the garden.
    Tækifærið verði því notað til að stofna Hollvinafélag Hellisgerðis.

    The opportunity is then used to create Advancement Society Hellisfjörður Models.
    „Á þessum árstíma eru sumarsólstöður og Jónsmessa og yfir svona vikutíma á miðju sumri eru mikil hátíðarhöld hjá álfum um allt land.

    "At this time of year is the summer solstice and Midsummer, and the like week in mid-summer is a great celebration with elves across the country.
    Aðalhátíðin er á Þingvöllum og svo er alltaf mikil hátíð í Hellisgerði; gleði og söngur þegar haldið er upp á fegurð lífsins í álfheimum og við ætlum aðeins að fá að vera með í því.“

    The main festival of Þingvellir and is always a great celebration in Hellisgerði; joy and singing the celebrated beauty of life in Alfheim and we only get to be in it. "
    Hátíðin hefst klukkan 18 í dag, föstudag, við gosbrunninn en þar ætlar Ragnhildur að segja frá Álfagarðinum.

    The festival starts at 18 today, Friday, at the fountain, which will Ragnhildur to say Elves garden.
    Síðan verður opnuð sýning á listaverkum eftir nokkra listamenn sem tengjast Hellisgerði sterkum böndum.

    Since the opening of an exhibition of works by several artists associated Hellisgerði strong ties.
    Auk þess sem ýmsir munir tengdir álfum verða til sýnis og sölu.

    In addition to the various objects associated with elves will be on display and sale.
    Á laugardag og sunnudag klukkan 13 ætlar Ragnhildur að leiða álfagöngur um garðinn og segja frá þeim verum sem verða á vegi gesta.

    On Saturday and Sunday at 13 Ragnhild will lead elf walks in the park and talk about the creatures that are in the way of visitors.
    Álfagarðurinn verður opinn í sumar frá klukkan 12 til 16 og hægt er að panta álfagöngur fyrir hópa hjá Ragnhildi nánast hvenær sem er.

    Fairy garden will be open this summer, beginning at 12 to 16 and can be ordered elf walks for groups with Ragnhild almost anytime.

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    What role in this fascinating drama does the Lady of the Loo play?
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    Nice meaty thighs. I would impregnate her and make many little elves.
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