Giada: Mossad Agent?

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  1. Johnson demented lumberjack

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    - claims to speak English but doesn't comprehend idioms. Classic case of Israeli infiltration. Thoughts?
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  2. Giada MAGA

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    No, I am not a Mossad agent. Why would you even say that b/c of the idiom, Thunderbird?

    1. Today at 9:03 AM - [IMG] Giada:
      Pardon?
    2. Today at 9:02 AM - [IMG] Johnson:
      ur busted mossad
    3. Today at 8:58 AM - [IMG] Johnson:
      y u no understand idioms tho
    4. Today at 8:58 AM - [IMG] Giada:
      Yes....
    5. Today at 8:57 AM - [IMG] Johnson:
      r u english spkr
    6. Today at 8:54 AM - [IMG] Giada:
      pardon?
    7. Today at 8:53 AM - [IMG] Johnson:
      what's the word thunderbird
    8. Today at 8:53 AM - [IMG] Johnson:
      heyo
    9. Today at 8:52 AM - [IMG] Giada:
      Good morning Johnson.
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  3. Mandalore in recovery from sobriety

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    Its an established fact that Mossad agents have a 6-pointed star tattooed in blue ink just above the left nipple. Should be pretty simple for her to prove she's not Mossad.
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  4. Giada MAGA

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    I'm not into the drama, but I have virgin skin, no tats.
    I had to google even wtf a Mossad agent was/is.

    Damn, do I need to repent and say a thousand Hail Mary's for not responding to Johnson's Thunderbird idiom and upsetting Fitz?
    Although, I am reformed Catholic, I haven't forgotten what was beat into me.
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  5. john z. whitey Forum Veteran

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    Only a mossad agent would use google. Busted.
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  6. Giada MAGA

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  7. RougeMuse Happy New Current Year!

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    :lol: I didn't understand the idiom at first either.
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    I have it on good authority that Giada is actually Marie Harf.
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  9. Man Against Time Black Hole Melchizedek

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    ... but a few revealing photos would do much to dispel any illusions about your ultimate loyalties. It'd be in your best interest to make me the trustee of this enterprise. I don't want to see your reputation impugned any further, and with the supporting evidence, I'd be happy to confront the idiosyncratic Johnstein. I just want to ensure your rehabilitation in our glorious community, and I suspect that you will make the right decision.

    Unless you're a fat chick. If that's the case, you'd have to work with VisCOP, boatrocker, or another chubby chaser.
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    WTF bro. You know I rarely push pig. That was just a unwarranted name-drop.
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  11. fuz al-nufi Bar Regular

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    bump.

    Today at 12:54 AM - [IMG] Fitz:
    tell me how old u r.
    1. 17 minutes ago - [IMG] Giada:
      Fitz, TBB is an open board, I'm not posting pictures or personal information.
  12. Giada MAGA

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    Fitz, this has been resolved. NOW the next church I pass I will go in and pray for you. :lol:
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    Asking for personal info is some mikemikev level of faggotry there Fitzy. You know better than that. :frown:
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    ur age is not sensitive personal information, u clown.
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    Yes, age really isn't sensitive private information. We're just trying to determine if you're worth sexually harassing. If you don't like this form of attention, you can always just say you're in your sixties. Really, lying about one's age on here is always an option, so acting as if Fitz's request(s) presents some kind of affront is ludicrous.

    If anything, it's more weird when a female in particular refuses to disclose anything out of principle. Most of the females who have posted here historically plastered the forum with their images. The most have come from chloetits, and if anyone should have a concern over the possibility of attracting the negative attention of some random malcontent from this board it'd be her.

    You're only going to attract more attention to yourself if you're a hot piece of ass. Is that so?

    My guess is that Giada has a librarian look. It's just a guess.
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    Never got a creepy feel from G. And I've met a few creeps.
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    Giada is Marie Harf. Case closed.
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    Giada looks like a young Monica Bellucci - can confirm. :p
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