Fitz's Table Talk

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  1. Bluto Drunken lout

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    March 6 2017, evening

    SPECIAL GUESTS: SS REICHSFUEHRER NEIL PYE AND REICHSLEITER ROY FOKKER

    The numerous benefits of coconut oil - Persian neighbors - Dogs a godsend for the Aryan race - the maltreatment of canines by the Asiatic and negro races
    1. A moment ago - [IMG] Roy Fokker:
      Gooks eat them, niggers beat them, but only whites can love canines.
    2. A moment ago - [IMG] Roy Fokker:
      Dogs :agree:
    3. 5 minutes ago - [IMG] Neil Pye:
      they're angels sent by god to serve and be loved by white people
    4. 5 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      like a fencepost
    5. 6 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      could even jump on rlly tiny things and balance itself like a circus performer
    6. 6 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      knew all kind of tricks
    7. 6 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      it ws a brilliant dogue
    8. 6 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      wheni was a kid i briefly had persian neighbours wh had german sheperd
    9. 6 minutes ago - [IMG] Neil Pye:
      Yep
    10. 7 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      do u just have one dogue
    11. 8 minutes ago - [IMG] Neil Pye:
      His undercarriage looks like a chocolate marble cake. Lots of shiny light and dark brown swirls of healthy fur.
    12. 9 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      itmake smy hair beautifully shiny and brilliant and my skin rlly nice as well
    13. 9 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      i put cocnut oil in my hair and rub it all ove rym body at least once a week
    14. 9 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      if u r not eating coconut oil everyday ur failing at life
    15. 9 minutes ago - [IMG] Neil Pye:
      His fur is like a chinchilla's now.
    16. 10 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      food of the gods
    17. 10 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      cocnut oil is a panacaea
    18. 10 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      uusally
    19. 10 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      ally two
    20. 10 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      i take at least a tespoon everyday
    21. 11 minutes ago - [IMG] Neil Pye:
      I've been giving my german shepherd unrefined coconut oil for a month now and his fur looks and feels great.
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  2. Roy Fokker Forum Veteran

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  3. Bluto Drunken lout

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    May 25 2017, evening

    SPECIAL GUEST: STRANNIK RASPPUTIN

    Fry's Cocoa - Coconut is a panacea - Hair and skin oil - The nobility of shiny, brilliant beards

    1. A moment ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      i got a bretty big beard going rite now
    2. A moment ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      and shiny and brilliant
    3. 1 minute ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      u can slick it abit, it looks more noble
    4. 1 minute ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      coconut ol make s aworld of difference when u have a wild big beard
    5. 1 minute ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      beards
    6. 1 minute ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      rlly great for skin and hair
    7. 2 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      if u dont eat it u shuld at least put in ur hair and on ur skin
    8. 3 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      truly a food of the gods
    9. 3 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      great stuff
    10. 3 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      warm it melts
    11. 3 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      it becomes hard cold
    12. 3 minutes ago - [IMG] rasputin:
      white paste
    13. 3 minutes ago - [IMG] rasputin:
      I got the virgin coconut oil, which is like a paste
    14. 3 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      u should get into maple syrup
    15. 4 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      that sucks
    16. 4 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      good for everything
    17. 4 minutes ago - [IMG] rasputin:
      I tried, but it makes me want to puke
    18. 4 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      its a panacea
    19. 4 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      u should force it into u, at least a teaspoon a day
    20. 4 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      i love coconut
    21. 4 minutes ago - [IMG] rasputin:
      cezve? or whatever
    22. 4 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      fuck man
    23. 5 minutes ago - [IMG] rasputin:
      I am buying turkish coffee (made in turkey) and using their turkish shit to brew it
    24. 5 minutes ago - [IMG] rasputin:
      to me it's like cow milk to a chink
    25. 6 minutes ago - [IMG] rasputin:
      also coconut oil, discovered that I can't stand the taste or the smell
    26. 6 minutes ago - [IMG] rasputin:
      turns out I don't like it that much
    27. 7 minutes ago - [IMG] rasputin:
      I got a pound of cocoa (cacao) but haven't finished it
    28. 9 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      the only cocoa ull ever need
    29. 9 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      [IMG]
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    June 26 2017, late evening

    SPECIAL GUESTS: NONE

    Cognition ability and marijuana - Abstaining from marijuana and masturbation
    1. A moment ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      everything just seems funnier
    2. A moment ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      no pot and no masturbation for about a week and the mind starts to get loopy
    3. 1 minute ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      abstaining from masturbation also adds to the insane feeling
    4. 2 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      or maybe my natural sober state is mildly insane
    5. 2 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      its almost like anatural high
    6. 2 minutes ago - [IMG] Burt:
      I have been slowing down, I think I am getting too old
    7. 3 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      i always get when pot still starts leave the body
    8. 3 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      im starting to get that loopy feeeling
    9. 3 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      i feel it leaving my syste,
    10. 3 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      ive been smking scraping sfor like a week
    11. 3 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      my brain is running low on marijuana
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    Men shouldn't wear shorts

    :lol:

    1. Today at 12:30 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      in shorts
    2. Today at 12:30 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      u dont pick up on it because ur a normie asshole too and liek the company of other normie asshles
    3. Today at 12:29 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      wearing their shorts and drinkign their coors light

    4. Today at 12:29 AM - [IMG] Giada:
      Yeah, that's it.
    5. Today at 12:29 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      like most men in general
    6. Today at 12:29 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      because most men u no are proabbyl fucking faggits and/or hopeless morons

    7. Today at 12:29 AM - [IMG] Giada:
      It's just weird, Fitz.

    8. Today at 12:28 AM - [IMG] Giada:
      I don't know a man who doesn't wear shorts in the summer.
    9. Today at 12:28 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      this is not a peculiar notion
    10. Today at 12:28 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      like hat rhoidesian in short shorts
    11. Today at 12:28 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      it amkes u look like an idiot
    12. Today at 12:27 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      but theyre not appropraite ever otherwis
    13. Today at 12:27 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      well obviously u swim in shorts
    14. Today at 12:27 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      yes it is

    15. Today at 12:27 AM - [IMG] Giada:
      What do you swim in?

    16. Today at 12:27 AM - [IMG] Giada:
      It's not normal to not wear shorts.
    17. Today at 12:26 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      u get off on emasculating men
    18. Today at 12:26 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      ya u wuld liek that because ur a sick fuck

    19. Today at 12:26 AM - [IMG] Giada:
      You need to wear shorts.
    ...

    1. Yesterday at 11:58 PM - [IMG] Giada:
      I'm not being catty.
    2. Yesterday at 11:58 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      men wear pants, not shorts
    3. Yesterday at 11:58 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      an undignified retard
    4. Yesterday at 11:58 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      u look like an old idiot retard
    5. Yesterday at 11:58 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      because u look an idiot
    6. Yesterday at 11:57 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      thats kind of caty of u
    7. Yesterday at 11:57 PM - [IMG] Burt:
      why be hot?

    8. Yesterday at 11:57 PM - [IMG] Giada:
      I can't tell, she's wearing too much make up.
    9. Yesterday at 11:57 PM - [IMG] Burt:
      I wear shorts everyday in the summer
    10. Yesterday at 11:57 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      hes that kind of guy
    11. Yesterday at 11:57 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      i no burt wears shorts
    12. Yesterday at 11:56 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      who fucks wears basketballs horts except for niggers who play basketball or retarded morons
    13. Yesterday at 11:56 PM - [IMG] Burt:
      :convicted:
    14. Yesterday at 11:56 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      gayer than reg shorts even
    15. Yesterday at 11:56 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      fuckign basketball shorts? gayer than gay
    16. Yesterday at 11:56 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      r u srs?
    17. Yesterday at 11:56 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      gay
    ...
    1. Yesterday at 11:55 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      i dont wear shorts because im not a woman or a child or a flaming raging aids faggit
    2. Yesterday at 11:54 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      alberta, the one place on earth that still plays nickelbck on radi

    3. Yesterday at 11:54 PM - [IMG] Giada:
      Buy a pair of shorts.
    ...
    1. Yesterday at 11:41 PM - [IMG] Mandalore:
      It's like someone from Africa saying you never need long pants

    2. Yesterday at 11:41 PM - [IMG] Giada:
      Fitz, that's one of the craziest things you've said, men shouldn't wear shorts.
    3. Yesterday at 11:41 PM - [IMG] Mandalore:
      LOL @ Fitz telling everyone that shorts aren't necessary
    ...
    1. Yesterday at 11:35 PM - [IMG] Sam Crow:
      I wore shorts last weekend , it was 98 degrees and I was filling deer feeders
    2. Yesterday at 11:35 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      i went out to buy more wine
    3. Yesterday at 11:34 PM - [IMG] billy_boatrocker:
      if.............. you wear the correct ones
    4. Yesterday at 11:34 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      no theyre not, ever
    5. Yesterday at 11:34 PM - [IMG] billy_boatrocker:
      shorts are OK
    6. Yesterday at 11:34 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      dont lose ur dignity
    7. Yesterday at 11:34 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      never wear shorts again cro
    8. Yesterday at 11:34 PM - [IMG] Sam Crow:
      yeah, if you live in Canada
    9. Yesterday at 11:33 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      like big grown up hairy children
    10. Yesterday at 11:33 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      it makes men look retarded
    11. Yesterday at 11:33 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      no shorts r suitable fo rmen
    12. Yesterday at 11:33 PM - [IMG] Sam Crow:
      well maybe not that short
    13. Yesterday at 11:33 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      shorts r only suitable for women and children, not men
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    October 23, 2017, afternoon

    SPECIAL GUEST: MINISTER OF PROPAGANDA AND NATIONAL ENLIGHTENMENT Angroid

    On Punjabi alcohol shops - red wine and icewine - a promised future lecture on the Teutonic role in autism

    1. 3 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      when i come back we will discuss drive and the link between germanicness and autism
    2. 4 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      going to go get some more red
    3. 4 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      i just finishd galss of cheap red, and a glass of nice icewine
    4. 4 minutes ago - [IMG] Angroid:
      I killed 2/3 of a bottle o red
    5. 4 minutes ago - [IMG] Angroid:
      wut ur drinking Fitz
    6. 5 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      be back in ten, need to go visit local punjabi liquor merchants
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    In a turbulent world replete with vagaries and stochasticism, Fitz's consistently sagacious and courteous input anchors us all.
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  10. Bluto Drunken lout

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    Indeed. In a world gone mad, Fitz is da verifiable axis on which it twirls.
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    Dr. Fitz on nasal congestion.


    1. 26 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      indubitably
    2. 31 minutes ago - [IMG] VisKnut:
      Moderation is key.
    3. 31 minutes ago - [IMG] VisKnut:
      Yeah, that shit will kill ya
    4. 37 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      i dont think im sick but i do feel horrible from drinking too mcuh lately
    5. 37 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      drinking some wine in meantime
    6. 38 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      i have to go meet father in a couple hrs to get more bud
    7. 38 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      if u can gt fresh ginger tho
    8. 39 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      it is cold season
    9. 42 minutes ago - [IMG] VisKnut:
      I was knocking back sum Guniness last night at a Crabby Joe's talking with sum hot broads, then boom...noise started leaking.. broads probably thought I was bumping coke or sum shit, cuz they got really excitied.
    10. 44 minutes ago - [IMG] VisKnut:
      Must have ripped 10 joints so far today
    11. 44 minutes ago - [IMG] VisKnut:
      I can get some tho. I find marijuana to help for a bit.
    12. 44 minutes ago - [IMG] VisKnut:
      I have no powered ginger
    13. 45 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      pound some vegetable cocktail
    14. 46 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      everyone has powedered ginger
    15. 46 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      u must have powedered ginger
    16. 46 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      if u just have powederd ginger just put half a teaspoon pof it in water or watever and swallow it
    17. 47 minutes ago - [IMG] VisKnut:
      I'll try that. I'm pumped up on NyQuil and was thinking of just hammering whiskey and go for the old "sweat it out" method
    18. 47 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      nasal congestion is worst part of head cold
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    November 1 2017, morning

    SPECIAL GUEST: HEAP BIG CHIEF BRECK SQUATCH SQUANTO SHITTING BULL SAVROLA

    Winter is here - Going on a binge before going back on the wagon - The Spook Lights - Plan trip to visit Sam Crow - Motorized vehicle ownership is for the birds - An internet prophet has no honor in his home site - The salubrious advantages of prostitutes in the wigwam


    1. Today at 10:32 AM - [IMG] Breck:
      You're a w****. I pay you to cook clean and warm my bed. You stay naked, and serve me
    2. Today at 10:31 AM - [IMG] Breck:
      No more of this girlfriend this wife that
    3. Today at 10:29 AM - [IMG] Breck:
      Just have to make it clear to her that she's a w****
    4. Today at 10:29 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      not a bad idea
    5. Today at 10:28 AM - [IMG] Breck:
      Live in
    6. Today at 10:28 AM - [IMG] Breck:
      If I increase my income by a little bit I can have a living hor
    7. Today at 10:27 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      possibly
    8. Today at 10:26 AM - [IMG] Breck:
      And they have thousands of follow
    9. Today at 10:26 AM - [IMG] Breck:
      Even with yacob Israel and Bronze Age pervrrt retweeting me
    10. Today at 10:25 AM - [IMG] Breck:
      I don't either but I know I'm a great poster and I hardly get any traction
    11. Today at 10:23 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      i dont no how that works exactly
    12. Today at 10:21 AM - [IMG] Breck:
      I think both he and I are shadowbanned
    13. Today at 10:20 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      funny guy
    14. Today at 10:20 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      yes
    15. Today at 10:20 AM - [IMG] Breck:
      Do you follow Michael Mason on Twitter
    16. Today at 10:19 AM - [IMG] Breck:
      Yes
    17. Today at 10:19 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      and that wuld be awful
    18. Today at 10:19 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      i need to keep license up to date tho because if u go for too logn with it expired they make u do drivers test over again
    19. Today at 10:18 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      having to pay for parking, insurance, gas
    20. Today at 10:18 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      yes ownign a vehicle for me wuld just be a hassle
    21. Today at 10:16 AM - [IMG] Breck:
      Too many expenses
    22. Today at 10:16 AM - [IMG] Breck:
      I think vehicles are for the birds owning them anyway
    23. Today at 10:16 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      ive always liekd kelowna
    24. Today at 10:16 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      maybe move to kelwna for half a yr
    25. Today at 10:15 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      i still got till november 2020 on lciense
    26. Today at 10:15 AM - [IMG] Breck:
      Good plan
    27. Today at 10:14 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      avoid paying fines
    28. Today at 10:14 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      i was thinking move to BC for half a year in a few yrs to get new license, pickup passport there
    29. Today at 10:14 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      i got like over a k in fines
    30. Today at 10:14 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      might be awhile before i ever get a passport tho
    31. Today at 10:13 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      defintiely
    32. Today at 10:12 AM - [IMG] Breck:
      You must come to visit we will go see it on our way to see Sam Crow
    33. Today at 10:12 AM - [IMG] Breck:
      Pretty interesting
    34. Today at 10:10 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      something defsupernatural going on there
    35. Today at 10:10 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      thats prtty craxzy
    36. Today at 10:08 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
    37. Today at 10:08 AM - [IMG] Breck:
      if I were a Mongol General I'd have one of those shamans with me at all times
    38. Today at 10:05 AM - [IMG] Breck:
      I have friends that The Spook lights will actually come to
    39. Today at 10:05 AM - [IMG] Breck:
      be interesting to know if they were out on Halloween
    40. Today at 10:05 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      ive always wanted to see naga fireballs
    41. Today at 10:05 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      that wuld be cool to see
    42. Today at 10:04 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      no never heard of them
    43. Today at 10:03 AM - [IMG] Breck:
      10 years ago I would have gone. Today I just rolled over in my warm bed
    44. Today at 10:03 AM - [IMG] Breck:
      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Spooklight
    45. Today at 10:02 AM - [IMG] Breck:
      Some girl called me at like 3 in the morning to take her there
    46. Today at 10:02 AM - [IMG] Breck:
      Have you ever heard of The Spook lights
    47. Today at 10:02 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      gud call
    48. Today at 10:01 AM - [IMG] Breck:
      I will drink wine if I do drink
    49. Today at 10:01 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      going to ddrink that then im going back on wagon
    50. Today at 10:01 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      i got like half a bottle of red left
    51. Today at 9:59 AM - [IMG] Breck:
      I don't know if I'm going to drink today
    52. Today at 9:57 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      i need the hair of the dog
    53. Today at 9:57 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      u just cant escape that noise of that blower everyday
    54. Today at 9:56 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      i went out there today and saw him blowign around an inch of sno and i was like uve got to be kidding me
    55. Today at 9:56 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      i swear to god whoever came up with the idea it wuld be gud to have a guy walking around with a leafblower every god damned day shuld be shot
    56. Today at 9:55 AM - [IMG] Breck:
      I would like to do smoke jumping but it's hard to get into
    57. Today at 9:55 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      now hes blowing around sno
    58. Today at 9:55 AM - [IMG] Breck:
      LOL we used to use in the fight fires
    59. Today at 9:54 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      i thought now with sno i wuld gt rlief from the daily leafblower guy
    60. Today at 9:54 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      i went to get milk this morning and there was a guy going aroudn the building with a leafblower blowing around sno
    61. Today at 9:53 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      itd be rlly sloppy driving around his property
    62. Today at 9:52 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      yes were going next week now because its snowing oo hard down there
    63. Today at 9:46 AM - [IMG] Breck:
      Plump young girls
    64. Today at 9:46 AM - [IMG] Breck:
      I tell you next winter Fitz id like to hibernate with a couple of
    65. Today at 9:45 AM - [IMG] Breck:
      Did the hunt get canceled
    66. Today at 9:42 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      nothing but negatives
    67. Today at 9:42 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      winter is here for gud now
    68. Today at 9:41 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      snowing here
    69. Today at 9:20 AM - [IMG] Breck:
      Just too cold to be running around on the bike today
    70. Today at 9:20 AM - [IMG] Breck:
      Thank goodness still want to trade it for a truck
    71. Today at 9:20 AM - [IMG] Breck:
      Rover is running like a raped ape
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  13. Bluto Drunken lout

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    November 29 2017, late evening

    SPECIAL GUEST: BURT

    That suicide is painless - It brings on many changes - I can take or leave it if I please

    1. Yesterday at 11:47 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      u like xbox and beign old and buying new frridges ands shit
    2. Yesterday at 11:47 PM - [IMG] Burt:
      I got a lot of good years befroe that
    3. Yesterday at 11:47 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      it is much better to die young thawn live to old agde with blue haired retard morons in an old age home
    4. Yesterday at 11:46 PM - [IMG] Burt:
      I've seen a few people dead and gone, you aren't like them
    5. Yesterday at 11:46 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      not being dramatc or anythign its tru
    6. Yesterday at 11:46 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      better to die young
    7. Yesterday at 11:46 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      with nothing
    8. Yesterday at 11:46 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      wats the point of living tbe an old fuck
    9. Yesterday at 11:45 PM - [IMG] Burt:
      always remeber that
    10. Yesterday at 11:45 PM - [IMG] Burt:
      you CANNOT make important desions while on drugs and/or alcohol
    11. Yesterday at 11:45 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      i will never be old
    12. Yesterday at 11:45 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      but itw not for me
    13. Yesterday at 11:45 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      yes sur and that fine
    14. Yesterday at 11:45 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      with a guatemalen nurse
    15. Yesterday at 11:44 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      surrounded by retards
    16. Yesterday at 11:44 PM - [IMG] Burt:
      as long as I can
    17. Yesterday at 11:44 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      i dont want to be old and alone
    18. Yesterday at 11:44 PM - [IMG] Burt:
      I want to collect my pension money, have the gov pay for my health care
    19. Yesterday at 11:44 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      its a matter of an approproiate way to die
    20. Yesterday at 11:44 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      its not a depressing thing or a sorry me type thing
    21. Yesterday at 11:43 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      i dont
    22. Yesterday at 11:43 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      u r old man who wants to live forever
    23. Yesterday at 11:43 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      no not at all
    24. Yesterday at 11:43 PM - [IMG] Burt:
      your brains are so soaked with alcohol you can't think straight
    25. Yesterday at 11:42 PM - [IMG] Burt:
      you have alcohol poisoning
    26. Yesterday at 11:40 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      before i make it to 40
    27. Yesterday at 11:39 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      not sure when but eventually
    28. Yesterday at 11:39 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      at some point
    29. Yesterday at 11:39 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      i plan to kill myself
    30. Yesterday at 11:39 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      whether u just off urself or go down fighting
    31. Yesterday at 11:38 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      suicide still is a noble wa to die
    32. Yesterday at 11:38 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      suicide is the height of honour
    33. Yesterday at 11:37 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      actually
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  14. Mandalore in recovery from sobriety

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    FACT #1: Suicide keeps you out of Valhalla unless you kill a bunch of Jews or niggers first.
    FACT #2: Odin unfortunately refuses to admit skraelings under any conditions. I tried talking to him about it, but no response from him. Yet.
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