Fitz's Table Talk

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  1. Bluto Drunken lout

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    March 6 2017, evening

    SPECIAL GUESTS: SS REICHSFUEHRER NEIL PYE AND REICHSLEITER ROY FOKKER

    The numerous benefits of coconut oil - Persian neighbors - Dogs a godsend for the Aryan race - the maltreatment of canines by the Asiatic and negro races
    1. A moment ago - [IMG] Roy Fokker:
      Gooks eat them, niggers beat them, but only whites can love canines.
    2. A moment ago - [IMG] Roy Fokker:
      Dogs :agree:
    3. 5 minutes ago - [IMG] Neil Pye:
      they're angels sent by god to serve and be loved by white people
    4. 5 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      like a fencepost
    5. 6 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      could even jump on rlly tiny things and balance itself like a circus performer
    6. 6 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      knew all kind of tricks
    7. 6 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      it ws a brilliant dogue
    8. 6 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      wheni was a kid i briefly had persian neighbours wh had german sheperd
    9. 6 minutes ago - [IMG] Neil Pye:
      Yep
    10. 7 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      do u just have one dogue
    11. 8 minutes ago - [IMG] Neil Pye:
      His undercarriage looks like a chocolate marble cake. Lots of shiny light and dark brown swirls of healthy fur.
    12. 9 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      itmake smy hair beautifully shiny and brilliant and my skin rlly nice as well
    13. 9 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      i put cocnut oil in my hair and rub it all ove rym body at least once a week
    14. 9 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      if u r not eating coconut oil everyday ur failing at life
    15. 9 minutes ago - [IMG] Neil Pye:
      His fur is like a chinchilla's now.
    16. 10 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      food of the gods
    17. 10 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      cocnut oil is a panacaea
    18. 10 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      uusally
    19. 10 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      ally two
    20. 10 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      i take at least a tespoon everyday
    21. 11 minutes ago - [IMG] Neil Pye:
      I've been giving my german shepherd unrefined coconut oil for a month now and his fur looks and feels great.
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  2. Roy Fokker Forum Veteran

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    fuzzy and his ramblings :agree:
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  3. Bluto Drunken lout

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    May 25 2017, evening

    SPECIAL GUEST: STRANNIK RASPPUTIN

    Fry's Cocoa - Coconut is a panacea - Hair and skin oil - The nobility of shiny, brilliant beards

    1. A moment ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      i got a bretty big beard going rite now
    2. A moment ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      and shiny and brilliant
    3. 1 minute ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      u can slick it abit, it looks more noble
    4. 1 minute ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      coconut ol make s aworld of difference when u have a wild big beard
    5. 1 minute ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      beards
    6. 1 minute ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      rlly great for skin and hair
    7. 2 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      if u dont eat it u shuld at least put in ur hair and on ur skin
    8. 3 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      truly a food of the gods
    9. 3 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      great stuff
    10. 3 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      warm it melts
    11. 3 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      it becomes hard cold
    12. 3 minutes ago - [IMG] rasputin:
      white paste
    13. 3 minutes ago - [IMG] rasputin:
      I got the virgin coconut oil, which is like a paste
    14. 3 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      u should get into maple syrup
    15. 4 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      that sucks
    16. 4 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      good for everything
    17. 4 minutes ago - [IMG] rasputin:
      I tried, but it makes me want to puke
    18. 4 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      its a panacea
    19. 4 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      u should force it into u, at least a teaspoon a day
    20. 4 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      i love coconut
    21. 4 minutes ago - [IMG] rasputin:
      cezve? or whatever
    22. 4 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      fuck man
    23. 5 minutes ago - [IMG] rasputin:
      I am buying turkish coffee (made in turkey) and using their turkish shit to brew it
    24. 5 minutes ago - [IMG] rasputin:
      to me it's like cow milk to a chink
    25. 6 minutes ago - [IMG] rasputin:
      also coconut oil, discovered that I can't stand the taste or the smell
    26. 6 minutes ago - [IMG] rasputin:
      turns out I don't like it that much
    27. 7 minutes ago - [IMG] rasputin:
      I got a pound of cocoa (cacao) but haven't finished it
    28. 9 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      the only cocoa ull ever need
    29. 9 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
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    June 26 2017, late evening

    SPECIAL GUESTS: NONE

    Cognition ability and marijuana - Abstaining from marijuana and masturbation
    1. A moment ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      everything just seems funnier
    2. A moment ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      no pot and no masturbation for about a week and the mind starts to get loopy
    3. 1 minute ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      abstaining from masturbation also adds to the insane feeling
    4. 2 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      or maybe my natural sober state is mildly insane
    5. 2 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      its almost like anatural high
    6. 2 minutes ago - [IMG] Burt:
      I have been slowing down, I think I am getting too old
    7. 3 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      i always get when pot still starts leave the body
    8. 3 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      im starting to get that loopy feeeling
    9. 3 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      i feel it leaving my syste,
    10. 3 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      ive been smking scraping sfor like a week
    11. 3 minutes ago - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      my brain is running low on marijuana
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    Men shouldn't wear shorts

    :lol:

    1. Today at 12:30 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      in shorts
    2. Today at 12:30 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      u dont pick up on it because ur a normie asshole too and liek the company of other normie asshles
    3. Today at 12:29 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      wearing their shorts and drinkign their coors light

    4. Today at 12:29 AM - [IMG] Giada:
      Yeah, that's it.
    5. Today at 12:29 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      like most men in general
    6. Today at 12:29 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      because most men u no are proabbyl fucking faggits and/or hopeless morons

    7. Today at 12:29 AM - [IMG] Giada:
      It's just weird, Fitz.

    8. Today at 12:28 AM - [IMG] Giada:
      I don't know a man who doesn't wear shorts in the summer.
    9. Today at 12:28 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      this is not a peculiar notion
    10. Today at 12:28 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      like hat rhoidesian in short shorts
    11. Today at 12:28 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      it amkes u look like an idiot
    12. Today at 12:27 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      but theyre not appropraite ever otherwis
    13. Today at 12:27 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      well obviously u swim in shorts
    14. Today at 12:27 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      yes it is

    15. Today at 12:27 AM - [IMG] Giada:
      What do you swim in?

    16. Today at 12:27 AM - [IMG] Giada:
      It's not normal to not wear shorts.
    17. Today at 12:26 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      u get off on emasculating men
    18. Today at 12:26 AM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      ya u wuld liek that because ur a sick fuck

    19. Today at 12:26 AM - [IMG] Giada:
      You need to wear shorts.
    ...

    1. Yesterday at 11:58 PM - [IMG] Giada:
      I'm not being catty.
    2. Yesterday at 11:58 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      men wear pants, not shorts
    3. Yesterday at 11:58 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      an undignified retard
    4. Yesterday at 11:58 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      u look like an old idiot retard
    5. Yesterday at 11:58 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      because u look an idiot
    6. Yesterday at 11:57 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      thats kind of caty of u
    7. Yesterday at 11:57 PM - [IMG] Burt:
      why be hot?

    8. Yesterday at 11:57 PM - [IMG] Giada:
      I can't tell, she's wearing too much make up.
    9. Yesterday at 11:57 PM - [IMG] Burt:
      I wear shorts everyday in the summer
    10. Yesterday at 11:57 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      hes that kind of guy
    11. Yesterday at 11:57 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      i no burt wears shorts
    12. Yesterday at 11:56 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      who fucks wears basketballs horts except for niggers who play basketball or retarded morons
    13. Yesterday at 11:56 PM - [IMG] Burt:
      :convicted:
    14. Yesterday at 11:56 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      gayer than reg shorts even
    15. Yesterday at 11:56 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      fuckign basketball shorts? gayer than gay
    16. Yesterday at 11:56 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      r u srs?
    17. Yesterday at 11:56 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      gay
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    1. Yesterday at 11:55 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      i dont wear shorts because im not a woman or a child or a flaming raging aids faggit
    2. Yesterday at 11:54 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      alberta, the one place on earth that still plays nickelbck on radi

    3. Yesterday at 11:54 PM - [IMG] Giada:
      Buy a pair of shorts.
    ...
    1. Yesterday at 11:41 PM - [IMG] Mandalore:
      It's like someone from Africa saying you never need long pants

    2. Yesterday at 11:41 PM - [IMG] Giada:
      Fitz, that's one of the craziest things you've said, men shouldn't wear shorts.
    3. Yesterday at 11:41 PM - [IMG] Mandalore:
      LOL @ Fitz telling everyone that shorts aren't necessary
    ...
    1. Yesterday at 11:35 PM - [IMG] Sam Crow:
      I wore shorts last weekend , it was 98 degrees and I was filling deer feeders
    2. Yesterday at 11:35 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      i went out to buy more wine
    3. Yesterday at 11:34 PM - [IMG] billy_boatrocker:
      if.............. you wear the correct ones
    4. Yesterday at 11:34 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      no theyre not, ever
    5. Yesterday at 11:34 PM - [IMG] billy_boatrocker:
      shorts are OK
    6. Yesterday at 11:34 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      dont lose ur dignity
    7. Yesterday at 11:34 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      never wear shorts again cro
    8. Yesterday at 11:34 PM - [IMG] Sam Crow:
      yeah, if you live in Canada
    9. Yesterday at 11:33 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      like big grown up hairy children
    10. Yesterday at 11:33 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      it makes men look retarded
    11. Yesterday at 11:33 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      no shorts r suitable fo rmen
    12. Yesterday at 11:33 PM - [IMG] Sam Crow:
      well maybe not that short
    13. Yesterday at 11:33 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      shorts r only suitable for women and children, not men
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