Every Russian Novel Ever

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  1. Apocales 4:35a.m. just one more episode..

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    Previously: Every English novel ever.
    1. A Philosophical Murder
    2. A Washerwoman Is Insulted
    3. The Student’s Emotional Isolation Is Complete
    4. The Estate Is Sold Off
    5. Uuuuuughhhh
    6. An Argument That Is Mostly In French
    7. It’s Very Cold Out And Love Does Not Exist Also
    8. The Nihilist Buffs His Fingernails While Society Crumbles
    9. There Is No God
    10. 400 Pages Of A Single Aristocratic Family’s Slow, Alcoholic Decline
    11. Is This A Dinner Party Or Is This Hell?
    12. The Wedding Is Interrupted
    13. Friendship Among The Political Prisoners
    14. A Lackluster Duel
    15. The Countess Attempts Suicide
    16. Back From Siberia, Unexpectedly
    17. A Fit of Impetuousness
    18. Someone Middle-Class Does Something Awful
    19. A Prostitute Listens To A Ninety-Page Philosophical Manifesto
    20. I Advise You To Display More Emotional Control In The Future
    21. The Manservant Dies Alone
    22. Is This A Murder Mystery Or An Exploration Of The Nature Of Religious Faith? Turns Out, A Little Bit Of Both
    23. The Mayor Tells A Self-Serving Lie
    24. The Countess Finds Religion
    25. New Political Waves of Liberalism, Radicalism, and Nihilism Wash Over Russia
    26. The Time When We Might Have Found Happiness Together Has Passed

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    27. The perfect axe murder crime.
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    Pushkin was part nigger. Fact.

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    Russia has Pushkin, USA has Obamka
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    PUSHKiN could write. Obongo-bama, well, let's jus' say someone else ghostwrote da largely fictitious "memoir" Dreams From My Father.
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    He didn't have time to write. He was too busy giving blowjobs at Man's Country Bathhouse ffs. And the only reason Bill Ayers had time to write is because he's now too old and decrepit to bomb Police stations and whatnot.

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