Jesus Christ am I sick and tired of paying attention to this ignominious pissant. It was funny for a long time, watching him puff himself up with laughable self-importance, like a tick trying to convince the world he's a badass hornet. But enough is enough. We're talking about a retard who doomed his parents to gray hair and angina medication the day his mother shit him out, who's drawn to 'controversial', fake-dangerous subject matter like serial killers and Commie tyrants for the same reason every boring high school nobody-going-nowhere does: to trick people into thinking he's dangerous, too. Now let's be serious. What we're dealing with is a pest who opened up his own treehouse, where he and and The Three Muscatels swap opium dreams about how great it's all gonna be when they're unquestioned Masters of the Universe any day now. If a ten-year-old did that, you'd hand him a stack of porn magazines to get his mind right, or maybe teach him to cook meth. Something productive. The fuck am I doing wasting precious time, effort and gray matter cataloguing the sub-juvenile idiocies of a textbook defective? It would be one thing if there were still fresh comedy to be mined here, but there ain't. It's just the Same Old Shit repeating on an endless loop: we could all take the next ten years off, log back onto the Net in 2022, and there he'd be - turning the same friggin' hamster wheel like Seabiscuit coming down the stretch: Starr must pay, Richard Kuklinski was cool, sometimes I make a shit-caked dildo fall out of my ass on purpose just to see peoples' reactions, etc, etc. Life's too short to play straight man to a mental patient even his own family washes their hands of. It is time for the Post-Basarab Epoch to officially begin.
A good start would be for everyone to stop re-posting his crap here. The last little bit of humor to be milked out of that shit bird's antics ran dry back in 2007-8 or so. Time for a total Daryl boycott. I've been advocating this since I was an SI mod.
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I vote we lock this thread. ADDED: lol @ whoever tagged "let it be well rubbed with a rag" in SETSWANA Setswana has won the debate.
No. Il Ragno will chase a thing till he thinks he's chased it enough. Then he quits. Same way when he runs. Seems like he never learns there's such a thing as a critter that'll just keep comin' on. So we'll find Kane in the end, I promise you. We'll find 'em. Just as sure as the turnin' of the earth.