Crazy artificial vaginas on sale at walgreens

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  1. Apocales 4:35a.m. just one more episode..

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    Menacing-looking artificial vaginas now sold at Walgreens

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    Drugstores. They're a great catch-all place for those random things that make errands lists. Things like toothpaste, shampoo or artificial vaginas. Yes, Walgreens is now appealing to the man who wants anonymity in his sex toy purchases, and thus, available only on its website, is the Tenga Flip Hole for Male Masturbation. For only $77.99 ($12 off!) you can own a fake vagina "designed to be the best male masturbator," "deliberately not a simple artificial vagina" and featuring an "astonishing complex inside shape." Shipping is free, so beat a path to the site soon.
  2. Apocales 4:35a.m. just one more episode..

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    Get your pocket pussies while you wait on your Vicodin scripts! Beware of cars parked out front longer than 20 minutes.
  3. Shady Bob Those that doubt me... suck cock by choice.

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    Meh, for $77 I will just stick with my hand.
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