Chimpin' on the Sabbath

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Is chimpin' permitted on the Lord's day?

No, chimpin' is work 3 vote(s) 37.5%
Yes, chimpin' is recreation 1 vote(s) 12.5%
Big chimpin' 5 vote(s) 62.5%
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  1. Johnson Moderator

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    Ye shall keep the sabbath therefore; for it is holy unto you: every one that defileth it shall surely be put to death: for whosoever doeth any work therein, that soul shall be cut off from among his people.
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    Repent from your pagan ways, Mother Fuckers. Respect the Good White Protestant God and respect HIS Day.
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    I am a PETA pagan, I worship grasshoppers and carl marcks.
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    Our Lord said that the Sabbath was made for Man, not Man for the Sabbath.

    Man is a primate, and so the Sabbath was made for chimpin'. Ain't you never been to Church and heard a preacher, bro? *BIG* Chimpin'.
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    Sarah frowns upon your pagan ways.

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    Chimps gonna chimp bro.
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    So it is written in the wikibook of Big Chimpin', so it shall come to pass.
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