I'm not gonna lie. I love cute, cuddly, fuzzy animals. Puppies, bunnies, ferrets, chinchillas... all that shit. But fucking cats I just don't really like very much no matter how much they want to cuddle. Cruel, sneaky, ungrateful little sociopathic balls of shit that god put here for us to shoot in the browneye with an air rifle and laugh when they jump 20 feet straight up. We had one really cool Manx cat when I was a kid who followed us everywhere, but I've had to kill several others who deliberately pissed on beds and laundry, not to mention scratching the shit out of you for daring to move them. Never forget the day my mother asked if I knew where the cat was hiding after it flipped out and clawed up her face. I held up the machete and garbage bag I was carrying. We always tell my little girl, "be gentle with the doggy" and "bunny gets scared when you chase him", but everyone just laughs their ass off when she makes a beeline for grandma's cat with a wicked smile on her face. She wasnt quite 2 yet when she clearly and distinctly said, "Oh kitty! I got something for you" with a fly swatter in her hand. Good thing that fucking evil thing had its claws taken out.