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Discussion in 'The Bob Marshall Wilderness' started by Giada, Nov 26, 2014.

  1. Mandalore in recovery from sobriety

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    I'm not gonna lie. I love cute, cuddly, fuzzy animals. Puppies, bunnies, ferrets, chinchillas... all that shit. But fucking cats I just don't really like very much no matter how much they want to cuddle. Cruel, sneaky, ungrateful little sociopathic balls of shit that god put here for us to shoot in the browneye with an air rifle and laugh when they jump 20 feet straight up.

    We had one really cool Manx cat when I was a kid who followed us everywhere, but I've had to kill several others who deliberately pissed on beds and laundry, not to mention scratching the shit out of you for daring to move them. Never forget the day my mother asked if I knew where the cat was hiding after it flipped out and clawed up her face. I held up the machete and garbage bag I was carrying.

    We always tell my little girl, "be gentle with the doggy" and "bunny gets scared when you chase him", but everyone just laughs their ass off when she makes a beeline for grandma's cat with a wicked smile on her face. She wasnt quite 2 yet when she clearly and distinctly said, "Oh kitty! I got something for you" with a fly swatter in her hand. Good thing that fucking evil thing had its claws taken out.
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    A cat is like a pet that gives you a big Fuck You every day. It only comes when it feels like it. Doesnt care if you come home or about you unless its hungry and has no loyalty. They will run away if they can find food elsewhere. They sneak around on their own mission, and dont care if someone breaks into your place even if they steal the cat food. You just have to buy more. And buy a good brand or they turn their nose up. change their litter slave or they drop a turd on your bed. If it sees you in the hallway it will walk by and ignore you, unless it wants something. Then you get the leg rub and purr I love you baas, but only until you provide. Then they walk away with tail up and show you their arse. If I want to be treated like this I may as well get married
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    @john z. whitey I was teasing about pet expense. I would be embarrassed to say how much I've spent on mine b/c of their health issues.
    They were worth every penny with no regrets. They (dogs and CATS) are family.

    A lot a cat haters on this forum, to each it's own.
    I've always had a cat/s, I believe cats/dogs can get a sense if you do/don't care for them, thus the pet attitude.
    I wrote about it elsewhere on the forum, but my cat and dog are in an organic pet foot ad.
    The photographer told me he had never seen a cat as friendly as mine.
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    What can one say, every one and everything in the USA seems to prefer to eat burgers, except the KFC monsters. :lol:
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    All true what you say but a dog will come sniveling back to you even if you kick the shit out of it or ignore it whereas; a cat will never speak to you again if you mistreat it and give you a wide berth. Dogs seem weaker (more dependent) than a cat. If I go to the store, the dogs act like I have been gone for months, sometimes even moping around but the cats never knew I left, nor did they care.
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    Again like a wife, unless you come home without a pay cheque or without catfood. Then you will know that they care, not about your return, but your return empty handed. They will remind you about it until hell freezes over :lol: Then no sorry dear or a quick pet on the head will sort it out. Only a good solid kick (that is for you mandolore, Im being catty and rubbing you up for rep. after that FU :lol:)
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    Pffft...my cat was happy to see me when I got/get home, brought the dog along, though. :lol:
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    Pffft? someone is sounding catty and showing claws.
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    There's a stray cat that has been chasing off rabbits, mice, and other cats away from the WFHermans bunker the last few years. Unlike a dog would, it considers me to be a piece of shit, and even threatens to attack me, although I feed it sometimes. Also I'm about a million times bigger. We tolerate each other.
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    There are stray cats around a relative's home in the field, a neighbor saw and heard a fox and cat fighting one night.
    They took the fox out.

    My cat is domesticated/indoors, but if a cat is in/out door, anything is expected.
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    There's a fucking cat around here that tears open my trash bags every Monday and Thursday if I ever forget to put them in the cans. I think I'm gonna have to take care of him. First I'll try hitting him in the ass with a piece of small steel shot from a wrist rocket. If that don't work, it'll be a blowgun dart next time. I just have this feeling it would draw some attention if someone finds a dead cat in the bushes somewhere nearby with a broadhead arrow sticking through him, so I'll make that the last resort.

    Fitz is correct; as members of the dog family, foxes are far superior to any other types of carnivore and are therefore White as fuck. Giada clearly stands on the side of puppy killers and sounded excited about the playful little fox getting murdered. Cat people like her are the type who will leave a bowl of antifreeze out for the neighbor's chocolate lab to drink, or make meatballs with shards of broken glass to drop next to dog walkers at the park.
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    @Mandalore; Hitting the Kratom again or is it the NJ air?
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    fuzzy can't contextualize, must be from all that toe-sucking.
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