Brit Wog With Bionic Penis To Lose Virginity At 43

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    Willy do it? Man with bionic penis to finally lose his virginity at 43

    A MAN fitted with a bionic penis after his was ripped off in a childhood accident is poised to lose his virginity at the age of 43.

    Mohammed Abad will pop his cherry in the next few days with sex worker Charlotte Rose after a dinner date.

    Mo, who lost his penis when he was six in a car accident, said: “I have waited long enough for this — it’ll be a great start to the new year. My penis is working perfectly now so I just want to do it. I’m really excited. I can’t wait for it to finally happen.”

    Mo first had surgery to fit the eight-inch bionic penis in 2012, but it has only been fully functional for a few months.

    It has two tubes running along its length which inflate when he presses a button on his testicle.

    Charlotte, 35, will not be charging Mo when they meet up in London.

    “I am so honoured that he chose me to take his virginity,” she said. “We plan to have a dinner date so we can get to know each other and then two hours of private time. I’m not charging him.”

    Charlotte, who campaigns for sexual freedom and stood as an independent candidate in the Rochester and Strood by-election, added: “I’m happy to help him build up confidence. Hopefully he can then find a lovely lady to settle down with.”

    Mo, from Edinburgh, has been unlucky in love. Shortly after his operation he married, without telling his wife about his condition until their wedding night. She stood by him but the marriage did not last.

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    I'd like one of his surgeons to explain why it was medically necessary to outfit this invader with the extra large eight inch module. I think I read about this in the Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion.
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    You know goddamn well that tax money paid for it, too.

    God, this world is so sick and twisted.
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    It's probably the smallest one they offer. After all, how many guys are gonna tell the sales rep they want the 5-incher?

    What I wanna know is how this asshole will get anything out of it. His real dick was gone; nerves, skin, etc. So how are you supposed to derive any pleasure from a balloon covered in a skin graft pouch?
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    Can he get a STD with a bionic penis? :hm:
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    He's from Pakistan. He probably had a couple of those before he stopped wearing diapers.
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    I don't have breast implants/augmentation, but I assume the sensation/feeling would be the same for a bionic penis?

    God, that is just so weird. :lol:
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    I dunno. Modern breast implants are often done with just a small incision underneath and they don't hack off the nipples. This guys "dick" is just a bunch of skin from somewhere else on his body with some mechanical gadgets inside. It's hard to imagine he could have that kind of sensation.

    Christ; that thing probably looks like the time we tried to make homemade sausage with a meat grinder and no instructions. Like a lumpy, uncooked kielbasa that's been severely beaten with a ball-peen hammer.

    Silicone bags are kinda creepy, imo. Titties aren't supposed to be firm. I'll take A-cup mosquito bites over plastic with stretch marks and lines of scar tissue.

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