Beaner daredevil dies while trying to stop 50 caliber magnum Desert Eagle with an encyclopedia

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  1. Ozzy Bon Halen LOLworthy Threadmonkey & Critic Of Texas Dentistry

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    An encyclopedia will stop 5o caliber magnum.
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    nominee for darwin's award.
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    Let's see: it's very hard to try it first without a "human" standing behind the book.
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    God I love happy endings.:shitskin:
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    perhaps the mexicans acted under the idea book had ballistic resistant cover? 'bullet proof book' was defeated by 50 caliber power :lol:
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    Maybe they could only afford one bullet. Way to save dinero, Peedro!
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    A Mexican wit' a book? shit-
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    Must've been a hardcover encyclopedia book the local biblioteca was tossing out.
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    Ruiz and Perez, who fired a .50 caliber Desert Eagle pistol at him, wanted to see if the bullet would go through the book he was holding—a hardcover encyclopedia according to County Attorney James Brue—the complaint says.

    Aha, hardcover but it still allowed a bullet to go through! Familia will sue the encyclopaedia company.
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    Damn, now there will be a gubmint-approved warning label on every book.
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    http://www.wtsp.com/news/local/cousins-decide-to-test-out-bullet-proof-vest-1-dead/316670536
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    Too bad it wasn't the other way around- 2 fer 1.

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