California refugees suck ass.

Disclaimer:
Not everyone who comes from the People's Republik of Kalifornia is an asshole. But the vast bulk of them are. The few of them that actually fled that culturally and intellectually deprived shit hole to preserve their own sanity and have a chance at a real life is cool in my book. And then there are the other kind....


What was once the fifth largest economy in the world is now nearly bankrupt. The brown illegal flood of mestizo crap coupled with the idiotic liberal ineptitude of the indigenous populace has combined to form a lethal, poisonous equation. Factor in the greed and avarice of their stupid politicians and you have something lit to pop and built to spill. This, sadly, has given rise to a new form of undesirable migration: THE KALIFORNIA REFUGEE. Kalifornia Refugees are like those creepy animals that accidentally get imported from Asia and quickly fuck up and overwhelm the indigenous species and ecosystem of wherever they invade. Kalifornia Refugees have a never ending sense of entitlement and privilege. They usually come equipped with some kind of pointless, retarded college degree that's mostly useless in the REAL world. Liberal Arts, Women's Studies, African-American Studies,Political Sciences, an MBA in International Dildo Marketing; these are the kinds of retarded college degrees they have. And they think that it entitles them to make at least 70k a year with full benefits to START and be the Boss Of YOU.

Kalifornia Refugees have absolutely no sense of any kind of meaningful human culture. Culture scares the living shit out of Kalifornia Refugees like books scare niggers or financial reform scares jews. If the traditional cultural landmarks of your city have magically disappeared overnight and been replaced with soulless, overly branded franchises of pointless and idiotic companies that originate in The People's Republik Of Kalifornia, then you are INFESTED. In-N-Out Burger, California Pizza Kitchen, Cheesecake Factory blah blah blah bleh. Kalifornia Refugees leave a path of intellectual apathy, cultural destruction, corporate branding and sense of privilege and entitlement wherever they invade, infest and destroy.

Kalifornia refugees think that "local color" is "quaint". One Kalifornia refugee opined in a 'letter to the editor' to a local newspaper that us simple folks that populated the area originally think that Mill Ave "local color" is our local panhandlers that beg for change there. No, fuck head Kalifornian. The "local color" of Mill Ave was it's fine selection of independantly owned Restaurants, the bars where local bands used to play,it's nightlife, art galleries and Arts Community. Post Kalifornia Refugee occupation it looks like the fuckin' Food Court of a pointless shopping mall located in a xanax addled tacky art deco nightmare SoCal neighborhood. And all of the lovely punk rock clubs of my youth located on the edge of town so as not to annoy the suburbs with the loud decibels of it's revelry have all been bought out, are under new management and now cater to the GAY COMMUNITY. Me and my friends used to like to catch a punk rock show there but now it's a good place to catch a sexually transmitted disease. Blah. Kalifornia Refugees are like dogs that shit all over a back yard then fled it to get away from their own stench and now seek to shit in your backyard.

Oh, the stench of "progress". It smells like dog shit and has "Kalifornia" written all over it. Be afraid, be very afraid.


(pictured) Susan Stancktwot, formerly of San Diego, is happy that they tore down that family owned BBQ Restaurant that had been a part of your neighborhood for over 40 years so they could build a shitty California Pizza Kitchen in it's place. Sure, you'll miss that awesome place, but who cares? Nom nom nom nom.


Mindless moronic exSoCal twat is so happy that she can have a shitty In-N-Out Burger near her displaced California Refugee Ass that she just came in her panties.


After destroying your indigenous cultural landmarks, the SoCal tards will line up for miles to celebrate the demise of your hometown's identity. Fuck.